"Non nobis domine..."

(M)an: Dude! There is a coordinated effort by the conservatives in the United States to systematically ruin the left and Hillary Rodham Clinton and her husband and daughter are doing absolutely nothing constructive for Rodham Clinton’s former employer President Obama, only making it more and more apparent that they are conservatives as well.

(D)ude: Man! The Pew Research Center is an ancillary of the Pew Charitable Trusts, has  over five billion dollars in assets and is considered an independent NGO, although its motivations for becoming a charitable organization rests in its newfound freedoms to collect funds as it wishes and without restrictions, and to invest five percent of those funds into lobbying efforts in the public sector.   

M: Dude! The Pew Research Center is named after the primary founder of Sun Company Incorporated, which became the Sun Oil Company, which became Sunoco Incorporated, and is still considered the biggest gasoline distributor in the United States with headquarters in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. You know the practice of going to a gas pump and being able to select an octane grade like super unleaded? Well, Sunoco Incorporated invented the concept and the machines in 1956, updating to the most current octane grade we have thus far, which originally comprised of eight octane grades and now has been reduced down to a three-octane grade system in use today.

D: Man! The Washington Post and Politico have prematurely declared the Republican Tea GOP as having won the 2014 midterms and the Obama Administration as being irrelevant after only one and a half years into the President’s second term. Whilst the Republican Tea GOP politicians are in Las Vegas, Nevada trying to win top dollar endorsements from billionaire Sheldon Adelson. Through the process of carrying about like strumpets putting on a ribald showcase for their obscenely rich hustler, the Republican Tea GOP is confident that the American Press and Media outlets will conform accordingly.    

M: Dude! Regarding American Press and Media outlets, the Chairwoman and CEO of PepsiCo, the Asian Indian-American Indra Krishnamurthy Nooyi, age 58, needs to come under fire for her company’s involvement with American television, specifically for cosponsoring The Colbert Report on Comedy Central starring Stephen Colbert since its debut in 2005. Now keep in mind, Nooyi began her career at PepsiCo in 1994 as a strategist and within eight years was named the chief financial officer, and then five years after that chief executive officer due to an electrifying brilliance and equally incredible work ethic.            

D: Man! Has Nooyi ignited any campaigns to improving the load shedding practices around the globe through automated demand response systems in areas that do not have the convenience of surplus power as, for example, Mumbai, India because of its stature as an international financial hub?

M: Dude! What about US? Due to the brutal realities of global warming, a lot of the United States suffered incomprehensible erratic and cold weather patterns that placed really high demand for power and the burdensome challenges of rolling blackouts, the last resort measure where electric utility companies purposefully shutdown delivery of electricity in the attempt to prevent total blackouts.    

D: Man! What’s in store for the world this summer? Los Angeles, California residents reported a minor earthquake last night and yet another today, but what about sleepless nights due to the fatigable heat of the season? Tennessee’s seventh district’s Republican Representative Marsha Blackburn and her Tea GOP cronies insist that the costs outweigh the benefits when assessing the need for governmental intervention regarding climate change and its effect on people across the United States and around the globe. Representative Marsha Blackburn came on Meet the Press with David Gregory February 16, 2014, a Sunday, to insist that “what we have to do is look at the information that we get from climate scientists. As you said, there is not agreement around the fact of exactly what is causing this. Even the president’s own Science and Technology Office head Mister Holdren says no one single weather event is due specifically to climate change. So it drives the policy to look at cost/benefit analysis, what we do about it, and the impact that U.S. policy would have in a global environment.”     

M: Dude! Representative Marsha Blackburn is working hard for animal rights by taking on the role of being the mouthpiece for the Tennessee Walking Horse Industry. And in order to display bipartisanship, Representative Blackburn is pushing for the construction of a Museum on Women, yet is dead set against the Affordable Care Act and women’s autonomy, opting to exercise the oppressive prerogatives of the Republican Tea GOP males. And what about the cost of human lives lost because of severe weather conditions and severer socioeconomic setbacks?

D: Man! All the right-wingers fraternizing with Sheldon Adelson this weekend in Las Vegas want to repeat after Jon Stewart’s Busboy Productions logo’s sound bite, “Oops. Sorry.” However, the overwhelmingly popularly reelected President of the United States Barack Obama is actually trying to empower the American electorate that trusted him with a second term. But like the uplifting and motivational Moral Monday and Truthful Tuesday Movements where the real faces of a diversely rich America are making tremendous strides despite limited or no national media coverage—rallying against, for example, the South Carolina Republican Party’s proposed legislation—rejecting Medicaid expansion and the Affordable Care Act Navigators assisting South Carolinians through the health insurance marketplace—known informally as the “nullify Obamacare” bill, which died on the floor of the South Carolina Senate on March 19, 2014, a Wednesday.

M: Dude! Citizens United has only caused massive campaign finance abuse/fraud that has compromised the foundation of our democracy as well.   

D: Man! The foundation of American democracy is shifting and cracking because of the corporate fracking of the American conscience through the deliberate lack of public awareness about what’s happening to ordinary lives, especially everyday women and their children, in extraordinarily filthy rich circumstances for the top two percent of society.  

M: Dude! Big business, like PepsiCo, needs governmental regulations because of its total oversight and inherent disregard for the will of the people, including its own 278,000 employees. Despite revenues exceeding forty-three billion dollars annually, PepsiCo is anticipating cutting 8,700 jobs—or three percent of its workforce globally in order to save itself $1.5 billion dollars by the conclusion of fiscal year 2014.

D: Man! CEO Indra Nooyi has utilized innovative ways of meeting the demands of environmentalists in India and the United States because of the water shortages due to drought and water conservationists’ speaking up against PepsiCo are attracting media attention.

M: Dude! Apparently, it takes five billion liters of water in order to run a beverage facility as huge as PepsiCo. But in 2009, PepsiCo replenished six billion liters of water in India. And in Atlanta, Georgia, in 2009 as well, PepsiCo began cleaning its new bottles for Gatorade with a  purified air  mechanism. In England, the company has invented a way to utilize the natural moisture in potatoes in order to create its potato chips without the need for an external water source.

D: Man! Talking about the filthy and rich, did you hear about Tina Fey’s not wanting to address the issue of paying her workers’ compensation insurance since November 2012?  

M: Dude! I thought the New York State Workers’ Compensation Board had rejected her final appeal and that she has to pay $79,000 in fines.

D: Man! Tina Fey is responsible for having set the deprecatory tone of best selling memoirs highlighting the too intimate details of a woman’s strife with her mother and others, with her 2011 autobiography Bossypants in which I did not find anything worth amusing over. Actually, the entire book made me cringe as if  Tina Fey was scratching her fingernails across a chalkboard. I got the sense that Fey had signed a book deal with her publisher well in advance but never got around to completing the nonfiction disgrace until the very last minute.    

M: Dude! You should never spend the advance you receive from your publisher before you even begin to write whatever it is you agreed to writing. That is the root of all ignominy.

D: Man! I’ll tell you what deserves public contempt. My aunt has worked for a department store chain for eight years and has brought in ten million dollars in profit for this popular chain. What has my aunt been given in compensation for standing up for eight to twelve hours on her feet working the clothes racks and keeping customers satisfied? Arthritis and the constant need for steroid injections to ease the torturous pain in her lower body that has compromised her quality of life outside of work.     

M: Dude! Your aunt never gets a chance to sit down? What about lunch and periodic breaks?

D: Man! Barely! The lunch breaks last just 15 to 20 minutes, and trips to the bathroom are scarce, and the department managers and the store manager are constantly keeping an eye out for the slightest lackadaisicalness. It is brutal!

M: Dude! Yes! It sounds awful!

D: Man! Life is drastically compromised for employees at home. My aunt used to do all the housework and cooking for entire parties of relatives on her time off from work, but now her lower body has collapsed from constantly standing up for eight to twelve hours on the job. The brief lunch break is the only time allotted for workers to gather the strength to go on for the rest of their shifts.

M: Dude! Non nobis domine non nobis sed nomini tuo da glorium…

D: Man! Not unto us O Lord, not to us but to your name give glory…

M: Dude! The prurient Republican Tea GOP is spreading rumors about MSNBC being in third place, behind Faux News and CNN. But hasn’t the National American Press heard about the fable of the two students?

D: Man! Yeah, there are just two students in the class, and the one who is placed in second place fails to relay that slight fact to his or her mother, declaring himself an academic, specifically the Salutatorian of his entire class.

M: Dude! The truth about shows tanking is this: Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are going to the Faux News Channel, both getting premium spots between Sean Hannity and Bill O’Reilly.

D: Man! The politically obscure Jon Stewart’s chance at receiving a Peabody Award for a third time 

is expanding exponentially, as well as for the conservative impolite turned bigot Stephen Colbert.

M: Dude! The two will finally be in like company, right between Hannity and O’Reilly.

D: Man! Did you note Ari Melber’s take on Glenn Beck’s review of the director Darren Aronofsky’s Noah starring Russell Crowe and Jennifer Connelly?

M: Dude! No?

D: Man! According to Ari Melber, sitting in for Chris Hayes on Thursday’s All In, “He’s [meaning Glenn Beck] less obnoxious on politics.”    

M: Dude! Yeah! Glenn Beck apparently found the Biblical interpretations in this weekend’s number one blockbuster, “pro-animal and strongly anti-human”… even after being invited to a personal screening of the film himself earlier by Darren Aronofsky. Isn’t Glenn Beck fraternizing with Sheldon Adelson as well this weekend?