(D)ude: Man! All the House Republicans can agree on are
hearings to waste time and taxpayer dollars on. The most recent hearing cycle
imposed by the House Energy and Commerce Committee upon Health and Human
Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius.
(M)an: Dude! Secretary Sebelius is in talks with President
Obama and insurance company chief executives to fix the technical glitches in
Obamacare. Personally, I think Sebelius should even discuss the glitches in
Detroit, Michigan’s city officials’ miscalculations regarding public pension
plans that are not regulated by the federal government.
D: Man! I don’t get it. Clearly Michigan Republican Governor
Rick Snyder and Emergency Manager Kevyn Orr have deliberately tried to get
Detroit, Michigan forcibly to fit the requirements needed for a Chapter 9
protection this past July. Why don’t they just come clean and admit that federal
government intervention is needed in Detroit?
M: Dude! Whether Snyder and Orr forced bankruptcy upon
Detroit and did not engage in good-faith negotiations with creditors, is now
left to Judge Steven Rhodes. Hopefully, Judge Rhodes is not like any one of the
six male justices sitting on the current Supreme Court of the United States,
especially not Scalia or Thomas or Alito.
D: Man! What of Kennedy, Breyer, and Roberts?
M: Dude! That will be determined in the new season that
began this month with all the justices returning after a momentary break. And
do not forget that Justice Sotomayor, like Justice Breyer, decided with
Roberts, Thomas, Scalia, Alito, and Kennedy that the Fifth Circuit panel of
judges had favored UT’s position which they disliked while Justice Ginsburg dissented
in favor of UT and the decision in its favor by the Fifth Circuit.
D: Man! What about all the madness that Ted Cruz is
generating and the Koch Brothers are trying desperately to erase from their
spreadsheets? The Koch Brothers are still financing the White Supremacists of
the new millennium, yet Ted Cruz is a Hispanic Canadian?
M: Dude! Even White Supremacists are recruiting diversity
with the likes of Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio and George Prescott Bush, all three
quite fond of one another if you have the time to read their lines of
convoluted support for each other’s Tea Party stances.
D: Man! White Supremacists are overtaking the airwaves of
television and radio that the likes of the Koch Brothers originally funded and
still do.
M: Dude! Kevyn Orr’s appearance on 60 Minutes was odd. Did you see the gold cuff links on his dress
shirt?
D: Man! Those cuff links ought to be replaced with
handcuffs! Kevyn Orr is a coconspirator alongside Michigan Governor Snyder. The
Tea Party Express is footing the bill to keep African Americans like Kevyn Orr
on their roster, just like George W. Cheney chose Condoleezza Rice to
coordinate with them the return to Iraq under false claims and then top that
war with another in Afghanistan.
M: Dude! Richard Bruce Cheney is now coming out with a book
about his heart troubles and history of cardiac woes. He must want US to
totally forget the weapons of mass destruction claims that he just happened to
push again and again and still refuses to reconsider, just like the smiling
George W. Bush publically admitted to never think about setbacks like his
decisions in the Iraq II and Afghanistan Wars.
D: Man! Why won’t the American media get the misery
straight? Chris Christie campaigned hard for George H.W. Bush and George W.
Bush. Ted Cruz was the chief executive cheater for the George W. Bush recounts that
landed W. and Cheney in the White House twice for the full length of the terms.
Jeb Bush became the governor of Florida right before the 1999 presidential
campaign.
M: Dude! Probably because there are not as many photo-ops of
Chris Christie with W. and Cheney as with now-Senator Cory Booker, and there
are no concrete photographs connecting Ted Cruz with W. and Cheney.
D: Man! What about Governor Jeb Bush?
M: Dude! Governor Jeb Bush is vigilantly defending the Bush
Dynasty. He wants US to overlook the brutality and the thoughtless loss of
American lives lost in 9/11 and Iraq II and the Afghanistan War. Instead, he
wants US to see his mother Barbara and father George Herbert Walker during
their scripted tenderness while forgetting the Iraq War and their visible
irritation towards their heir George Prescott Bush’s dual ethnicity.
D: Man! Jeb Bush also spoke crudely of the Hispanic race,
stating that Hispanics were quote unquote more
fertile.
M: Dude! Don’t forget that Herbert Walker Bush and wife
Barbara referred to Jeb and Columba’s three children as quote unquote the little brown ones.
D: Man! It’s really not fair to place the Bush Dynasty of
war profiteering since the age of Prescott Bush into a category of the American
Dream. I would much rather read about the diversity and the dignity of a family
like the de Blasios of New York.
M: Dude! Bill, Chirlane, Chiara, and Dante de Blasio are
genuine and have an educated grace that is absent in the Bush Dynasty.
D: Man! You’re comparing the incomparable. The Bush Dynasty’s
Jeb Bush is an intellectual equivalent to Jep Robertson from Duck Dynasty.
M: Dude! Phil Robertson actually was a star athlete and
attended Louisiana Tech University before
being invited to play for the
Washington Redskins.
D: Man! Phil Robertson was a Washington Redskins footballer?
M: Dude! Could have been a quarterback, but opted out of the
invite to play professionally in order to hunt. Although he did go on to get a
master’s in education and teach students who found him to be quite an effectual
intellectual and instructor. But, of course, Phil Robertson opted out of teaching
for the woods, like Dick Cheney ought to have done as well as the Bush Dynasty.
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