Man! Dude! Session #132

(D)ude: Man! The present is never a time to cut research and development, or R&D! Cut it retroactively and you can actually get a humble grasp of just what societies lose as a result of austere conservatism that the current Republican Party wants President Obama to surrender towards.

(M)an: Dude! Retroactive cuts? I think that’s a way of describing the process by which you attain a doctorate? If so, then I would give the Republican Party sweeping recommendations to the universities of their choice. John Boehner would be the first to receive my endorsement to West Virginia University.

D: Man! Huh? That would be an odd first choice for John Boehner! West Virginia University?

M: Dude! That would give him ample excuse to conspire or concert with House Majority Leader and 

Virginian Representative Eric Cantor.

D: Man! West Virginia and Virginia are two separate states! You’re beginning to attribute Eric Cantor with the wrong state, much like the Republicans purposely misplace Senator Rand Paul in Tennessee when he is clearly the junior senator from Kentucky, whenever the GOP wants to differentiate between him and senior senator Mitch McConnell.

M: Dude! The American people need to demand transparency in the state legislatures. The crookedness with which the Republican Party goes about its affairs is intentional. The confusion and the mishap created during elections is how the Republicans end up in power at the state and national levels of government.

D: Man! The Republican Party leadership is convinced that the private sector is just as efficient as the public sector if not more. But none of the companies in the Dow Jones Industrial Average have come forward with any indications of wanting to assist with Hurricane Sandy relief efforts to the extent that the federal government could if popularly elected President Obama were given the opportunity to govern.

M: Dude! The Republican Party is demanding spending cuts and military spending, which mixes as well as oil and water. And the drone technology that’s been utilized since the George W. Cheney presidency is turning out to be a big loss for Republican free market enthusiasts and government deregulators like Representative Paul Ryan because of the Obama Administration’s excellence in staving off that which the GOP anticipates with every election cycle…

D: Man! Warfare?

M: Dude! Remember the standardized tests administered in high school?

D: Man! Yeah. Why?

M: Dude! Remember how those tests were used to strain the academics from inside the student body?

D: Man! Yeah. Why?

M: Dude! The Republican Party membership consists of that sort of societal striation. You have CPAC 2013 speakers blathering foolishly on the podium before an audience that cheers aimlessly. And keep in mind that the huge corporations are lining these Republican leaders’ pockets with unlimited dollar bills.

D: Man! Are you saying that the GOP leadership got away with memorizing the vocabulary lists and junior high math and whatnot? That Republicans passed through the academics and the life challenges, only to abandon all the lessons and embrace stolidity and bankrolls?

M: Dude! Their stolidity is feigned for the first decade of their careers, but they do become fatigued into surrendering all their common sense eventually to yielding profits and privately jetting their families and themselves everywhere.

D: Man! Wasn’t the Formica table where Jeb Bush and Mitt Romney conversed during the campaign trail last year any indication of the root miserliness of the GOP? I mean, come on! Having a Formica table on a private aircraft is as if Jeb Bush and Mitt Romney accidentally revealed a bit too much of their bungling frugality.

M: Dude! I have been trying to understand neoclassical economics and the model of austerity the Republican Party is embracing despite President Obama’s successes at applying Keynesian economic theory to distance US from the recession and possible depression that were inevitable if the Obama Administration had not been reelected this last election cycle.

D: Man! You know what?

M: Dude! What?

D: Man! Steve Kornacki could easily solve all the comprehension loopholes you are acknowledging as a tinkering thinker, a trait the Republican Party refuses to address amongst itself.

M: Dude! Isn’t Steve Kornacki the MSNBC contributor who talks about the presidential administrations of the past how many ever years since whenever like his soul has actually been there in those particular times?

D: Man! Steve Kornacki does have an aged soul! I think it is usually interpreted as wisdom and brilliance, but I get what you’re trying to say. The guy did a breathtaking take on the Richard Nixon years and actually continued through the presidents until landing on the policies of the Reagan Administration. It was sweeping genius.

M: Dude! He has breadth and depth, doesn’t he?

D: Man! I think Steve Kornacki can easily sweep the television market with his sharp and balanced sensibility. But I think his March 6, 2013 take on the 2013/2014 elections is a jaunting reminder for Democrats to build presidential election enthusiasm in order for the Democratic Party to resume power in the House of Representatives and maintain their hold in the Senate.

M: Dude! I remember how my mother used to shake out all the figurines and coins in my pockets before taking me home from a friend’s house. I think the Democratic Party is going to have to shake out the enthusiasm and commitment in our torn up pockets to get US to vote in the 2013 and 2014 elections for the Democratic Party that President Obama needs a majority of in Congress to govern.