Man! Dude! Session #129

(M)an: Dude! Kentuckian Senator Rand Paul is absolutely right to worry about Hitler’s National Socialist German Workers Party remerging in the twenty-first century. Unfortunately, his intended unending filibustering yesterday came to a halt due to the call of nature he addressed with prowess and his signature humor. 

(D)ude: Man! The Nazi Party reemerging? Where?

M: Dude! I don’t know, but apparently Senator Rand Paul is concerned enough to advise congress and the nation much the same way he ventured ahead of everyone in suggesting that Turkey be included in the United States’ scope of insight just days before the Ankara embassy bombing.

D: Man! I was unaware of Senator Rand Paul being a man of foresight!

M: Dude! Rand Paul is an extraordinary statesman! Unlike many Republican Party members, his is not a dispensation with execrative malison.

D: Man! Are you making reference to the fact that the GOP consists otherwise of cursing dipsomaniacs with reddened eyeballs, like John Boehner and Paul Ryan?

M: Dude! Speaker John Boehner and Majority Leader Eric Cantor are unable to decipher hard facts with hard liquor.

D: Man! Then they would be Independents teeter tottering to the right?

M: Dude! Senator Ron Wyden of Oregon concerns me. He does sound as if he is teeter tottering to the right.

D: Man! Eric Cantor and Paul Ryan in particular remind me of people who misread attitude as altitude on job applications and take out their protractors and calculators because of the sudden shock they experience as a result of their misreading.

M: Dude! Eric Cantor and Paul Ryan are the type to get really flustered with typos, despite the Paul Ryan Path To Prosperity budget proposal having been downed thrice already due to the overwhelming amount of caboodles in it.

D: Man! The Paul Ryan Path To Posterity For My Children & Their Children is flawed and needing a do-over, minus the pictures of the curiously stressed out middle-aged man trying to handle a colossal stack of papers.

M: Dude! The House Budget Committee, which Paul Ryan chairs, needs to incorporate the insights and the spirit of democracy that the 12 Republicans, who agreed to dinner and talks with the president Wednesday night about the issues needing to be readdressed and redressed, exemplify.

D: Man! Senator Mitch McConnell and Representative Eric Cantor are really trying hard to rewrite government by the people and for the people to something resembling plutocratic authoritarianism even more obstructionist than Republican strategist Frank Luntz planned out in that nontransparent January 20, 2009 meeting with Newt Gingrich and a dozen Republican senators and representatives.

M: Dude! I am concerned for the people of Cambodia, many of who have suffered the horror of losing their loved ones and their own limbs if not lives to the anti-personnel landmines that riddle Cambodia’s landscape and whose exact locations have been forgotten by even the folks who placed them primarily in rural areas in the seventies because of Civil War.

D: Man! So, technically, the United States drone program is saving not just our sons and daughters in uniform, but quite possibly will bring a plausible end to the fact that the USA hasn’t even signed the Ottawa Mine Ban Treaty, which became available for signature in December 1997.

M: Dude! Canada was one of the first to sign the Ottawa Mine Ban Treaty, but look how Canadians as well as Americans are maneuvering the Keystone XL Pipeline into the United States! It is such hypocrisy! For BP to not have been able to come up with a strategy to completely cleanup after its disasters, one of which is being litigated on right now in US courts, and having President Obama’s State Department relent to the GOP heat in the time of sequestration, when Paul Ryan is still in the process of rewriting another draft of his Path To Prosperity, we need to holler for the scholar that President Obama is to come out in disfavor of this environmentally unsound affair that is the Keystone Pipeline!

D: Man! That would be an excellent crux to come out against the Keystone Pipeline Project and erroneously funding American defense when the GOP is clearly deadest on sacrificing the lives of disenfranchised Americans whose lives depend on governmental safety nets. If Senator John McCain seriously wants there to remain a labor force to supply his family with the illegal immigrants who “care for our babies”, then he had better reconsider his position against the Obama and Biden Gun Control measures to ban assault weapons. The absence of the social safety nets and the expanding fears of those who are disenfranchised further due to sequestration, working immigrant women will not be able to address the needs of other people’s children if their own are abandoned by program cuts to WIC and TEFAP.

M: Dude! The USDA titled FY 2013 Funding for TEFAP addressed the Emergency Food Assistance Program’s future in a January 22, 2013 memo to regional directors. The TEFAP State Agencies were confident in that their administrative costs and food funds would not perish since they had the insight to set aside ten percent of the food funds every year since their inception to administrative costs.

D: Man! How will the Food and Nutrition Service division of the USDA treat the approximately 26.5 million dollars of total funds appropriated to every state TEFAP director?

M: Dude! I’m not sure, but the GOP deciding to cut the 26.5 million dollars by even a slight percentage is misery for the people!

D: Man! Misery by the “Republican Party” people is noxious and shameful! I cannot believe that people will be led to the streets as a result of their social safety nets being ripped! John Boehner is acting like a “Jack The Ripper” of sorts financially with the most vulnerable and desperate women and children of this nation and others around the world!

M: Dude! John McCain’s refusal, to support the mother of the Aurora victim shot and killed in the Arizona movie theatre massacre who remained in the town hall meeting despite the senator’s heartless response to her statement, made my eyes hurt as if I had looked directly into the noon sun!