Man! Dude! Session #119

(M)an: Dude! The reports from New York City’s top realtors, many of them women who have been in the real estate market since the 1970s and 1980s, has me concerned about the GOP’s effects on American middle and lower class families like ours.

(D)ude: Man! I think President Gerald Ford’s four years and President Jimmy Carter’s four years provided a positive effect on the US housing market. But had Richard Nixon not been relieved of his duties, the 1970s would have been as screwball as the 1980s and 2000s because of there being Republican leadership and mindsets running the White House.

M: Dude! Screwball? Yeah, I can agree with that. President Carter did not win reelection and Ronald Reagan ushered in eight years of destructive patterns in the housing market, the likes of which would not be seen again until George W. Bush’s eight years as United States president.

D: Man! So, we basically have seen the housing market and finances of the Department of Treasury go haywire whenever the Republican Party has been in the White House for two terms. Why do our backwoods and uptown cousins not realize the financial fatalities that they bring forth with their voting for the Republican Party?

M: Dude! Haywire? I can agree with that. The housing market currently is up and at its best since 2006. Therefore, if we do the mathematics, it would point out that that was exactly seven years ago when George W. and Cheney were the sitting president and vice president in the White House.

D: Man! Yeah! It took George W. and Dick Cheney six years to wreck havoc upon President Clinton’s surplus economy and the housing market that had seen an upswing in trends during the 1990s under the Democratic Party.

M: Dude! Therefore, seven years ago, George W. and Dick Cheney dissembled the United States Economy. In order to keep their pockets warm and stuffed with clearly money that was not properly allocated to the United States Defense, the contractors hired to provide physical safety for our embassies and ambassadors turned out incompetent or lacking in significant ways.

D: Man! Hence, George W and Dick Cheney and Condi Rice and the Republican Party made up a falsehood that cost our sons and daughters in uniform their lives.

M: Dude! Iraq 2! Oh! Ah! Dude!  

D: Man! I don’t get it either! Man! Where does Dick Cheney get the nerve to question President Obama and Vice President Biden’s commitments to protect our sons and daughters in uniform? Cheney and Condi Rice and George W and the Republican Party sacrificed so many of our sons and daughters’ lives, they ought to be held in contempt of American democracy!

M: Dude! The DOW started out 2013 at the best start since 1989!

D: Man! Democrats clean up so much crude on the part of what the Republican Party destroys and decimates every time it is entrusted into the White House!

M: Dude! I hope Vice President Biden’s son comes into the White House as President in the future. He has fought in the Middle East alongside his brothers and sisters in combat.

D: Man! I think Vice President Biden’s gun control measures are flawless. Wayne LaPierre is not just the bombastic lobbyist and NRA leader, he is the poster child for how ridiculously corrupt and undemocratic the Right Wing Conservatism has been and still is and will continue to W and Cheney about the airwaves and news media, as long as Fox Searchlight Studio and Faux News are not differentiable from each other and Arianna Huffington’s Posts dare to run around posing as leftist brass knuckleheads who are supportive of right wing agenda items such as anti-LGBT measures. The Huffington Post is sordid!

M: Dude! The Republicans are never entrusted with the White House! They’re always maneuvering into 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue by cheating the American people who stand in lines and believe they will be heard with their power to cast a ballot.

D: Man! I hope Vice President Biden remains vice president like President Roosevelt remained president for four terms. That would be cool, huh?

M: Dude! And have Hillary Rodham Clinton come in as the next president? 2016 is too far away, is it not?

D: Man! I have to say, we need to work on 2014! These Republican Stooges are lacking literacy. Have you noticed how Marco Rubio is constantly drinking water every time he has to question or address someone such as John Brennan?

M: Dude! Senator Marco Rubio from Florida is not certain about the separation between the FBI and CIA! No wonder the Senate Intelligence Committee on which Senator Marco Rubio sits and hydrates himself endlessly is having a closed session.

D: Man! I remember that Marco Rubio was drinking from a paper cup, whereas the other members were sipping from breakable glasses. I think I saw some grape juice being ingested as well as water.

M: Dude! Dude! Dude!

D: Man! Come to think of it, Marco Rubio could have easily have been drinking prune juice in his paper cup! Huh?

M: Dude! Dude! Dude!

D: Man! You’re laughing really rambunctiously!

M: Dude! Prune juice and Marco Rubio!

D: Man! The guy needed some kind of release after all!

M: Dude! Florida Senator Marco Rubio and the Republicans only know as much as the scripts written out in front of them by Karl Rove and the Super-PACs!

D: Man! PAC-Man! PAC-Men! PAC-Woman! PAC-Women!