Saturday, December 5, 2015

The Latest Bollywood Antihero: Tulsi Gabbard [co-starring Narendra Modi]



Nigel-Wright Intra-Galactic Relations #10

(K)ehkashan: Tulsi Gabbard’s first name is a holy basil in Hinduism, apparently a consort of Vishnu, the central god, Preserver and Protector, one of five forms of the Supreme Being—the other four forms being Ganesha, Shiva, Shakti, and Surya—who took the “matchless” manifestation of Lakshmi or Tulsi as his wife.

(P)apa Harry: Keep in mind that the religious text concludes by having Tulsi join Vishnu in the celestial realm of existence, while her bodily remains transform into the Gandaki River and her hair into the holy basil that became the Tulsi plant.

(D)addy Anwar: Tulsi Gabbard is so toxic that wherever her winds blow, all the Tulsi plants wilt and die. She’s a Teabag Democrat and that’s not in the same league as green tea or chai latte either! Whereas green tea and chai latte are wholesome, Tulsi Gabbard is corrupt.

(P)apa Harry: Tulsi Gabbard either forewarned the United States Secretary of Defense Ash Carter of an upcoming terrorism stratagem of the far-right Republican Party and the Teabag Democrats like herself, or she has succumbed to the pre-scripted nonsense written for her by right wing speechwriters for the sole intent and purpose of making Jeb Bush appear as a credible contender for the American presidency.  

(K)ehkashan: Jeb Bush is very desperate to become the Republican nominee, isn’t he?

(P)apa Harry: The entire field of candidates on the Republican end are killing time with nonsense distractions and cruder values that they claim appeal to the blue collar class. That’s their despicable strategy to get Jeb Bush into the White House. To generalize disparagingly about the blue collar class as embracing such cloddish characterizations is malarkey.   

(D)addy Anwar: Tulsi Gabbard is spreading the false precept that the Obama Administration will throw an atom bomb on Russia. Translated into truth, this clearly means that the Republican Party in the United States has independently attained the capacity to throw an atomic bomb on Russia.

(K)ehkashan: China is up next. The Republican Party has been demonizing China with the same hysteria and inflammatory rhetoric as Russia.

(P)apa Harry: That’s because Russia and China have evaded terrorism in their homelands, by blocking the American Republican Party infiltration through hysteria and inflammatory rhetoric, which inevitably lead to terrorism. Again, the world needs the American people to wake up and vote out the right-wing extremists. Hillary Rodham Clinton is ready and willing to reengage her skills as an arbiter. And she’s correct that the 2016 presidential election will be a “watershed election” and I particularly appreciated her take on being a leader and a willing diplomat and commander in chief than the first female president in American history.

(K)ehkashan: She really rocked her interview with Charlie Rose that aired this week!

(D)addy Anwar: Om Bernie Om! Om Bernie Om?

(K)ehkashan: Bernie Sanders and Martin O’Malley brought out Hillary Rodham Clinton’s compassion and brilliance. The two contenders ought to be embraced as the saving graces of American Democracy in this presidential election cycle. I want Sanders and O’Malley to continue fighting in the race for the democratic nomination. Bernie Sanders and Martin O’Malley are brave and bold and rock solid in their commitment to run for the nomination; it is their passions that stirred the tide to get Hillary Rodham Clinton to break the waves of convention and actually bare her genius and strength, her soul in all its entirety. Hillary Rodham Clinton is a prodigy and her authenticity is visible and available to everyday folks like us.

(D)addy Anwar: You ever wonder how the notes she takes while talking to everyday folks on the campaign trail read? I would like to see more of her journey across the American landscape.

(K)ehkashan: She’s got Herculean stamina! And so do Bernie and O’Malley, and that cannot be said of any of the candidates on the Republican side.

(P)apa Harry: The Republican Party contenders for 2016 sure could use tons of sunscreen and electrolytes?

(K)ehkashan: I know! Those Republican ninnies need climate controlled indoors to campaign, otherwise their skin sizzles and melts like the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters! Did you notice the luxury tour buses that the likes of Scott Walker rode for some time before abandoning their run for the Republican nomination? In n’ out, out n’ in!   

(P)apa Harry: Scott Walker rides Harley Davidson motorcycles indoors. The campaign stumping with the Harley motorcycles he did with Joni Ernst outdoors was only for the American Press Corps sellout ninnies.

(K)ehkashan: The American Press Corps is a community of sellout ninnies! They and the Republican Party have reduced one another as degreed illiterates!

(D)addy Anwar: The 2016 Elections in the United States of America are a life and death matter for International Diplomacy and Democracy. The Teabag Democrats like Tulsi Gabbard and Chuck Schumer do not understand the precedence set by Germany’s second president Paul von Hindenburg, the man who relented to the pressures of Adolf Hitler and made the leading Nazi Party perpetrator-politician Chancellor of Germany in January 1933.  

(P)apa Harry: Paul von Hindenburg not only made Hitler Chancellor of Germany, he issued a decree that dissolved civil liberties and an “Enabling Act” that essentially gave Hitler’s administration legislative powers.

(K)ehkashan: If the American people choose not to vote in the 2016 Presidential Elections in the United States of America, they will have basically committed the same exact sins of Paul von Hindenburg, essentially surrendering their civil liberties and dissolving their constituent obligations by handing the country over to the Republican Tea GOP in the USA.

(P)apa Harry: It’s far graver than that, my Love!

(D)addy Anwar: Listen, Kehk. The American Press Corps and the Republican politicians already constitute two juggling clubs in the hands of salivating oligarch donors like the Koch Brothers and Sheldon Adelson. If the majority of the American people do not vote for the democratic ticket come 2016, then they—the American voters—will have made themselves the third club in the hands of the salivating oligarch donors. And there will be graver repercussions for generations to come as a result of the American voter’s apathy and disinterest in the 2016 Presidential Election.

(K)ehkashan: I’m scared!

(D)addy Anwar: As you should be!

(P)apa Harry: As we all must be! The Republican Party and the American Press Corps, since the Eisenhower and Nixon years, has degraded legions of cultures through propaganda campaigns painting such cultures that the status quo does not approve of, as lacking sophistication and basic human dignity.

(K)ehkashan: The Republican Party in the United States is a group of degreed illiterates!

(D)addy Anwar: I totally agree!

(K)ehkashan: Imagine the plight of imprisoned mothers everywhere who were unfortunate enough to get caught stealing baby formula for their newborns, hence sentenced to time behind bars for having followed their maternal instincts. There ought not be gender in the new millennium, but taking away women’s reproductive rights is the Republican Party’s way of continuing to suppress “the second sex” in the twenty-first century. That and Gloria Steinem and Joyce Carol Oates’ insistence that Lena Dunham’s Tinder-like perspectives on sexual health and relations are groundbreaking. Why would Gloria Steinem and Joyce Carol Oates condone such unhealthy cultural downgrades for women and girls? That’s how Tinder comes into existence, through such degradation of women’s souls to the point of pornographic vulgarity in HBO’s series like “Girls.” I’ve had it with the themes of oppression and suppression of women in men’s company and relationships with them! And anyways, shouldn’t boys and men be held accountable for the progeny they’re recklessly reproducing?

Thursday, December 3, 2015

"And the wind cries Mary" by Jimi Hendrix... "Et le vent pleure Mary..."


(K)ehkashan: What are we?

(D)addy Anwar: A family.

(P)apa Harry: Two generations of a compilation of stories, which comprise our lives.

(D)addy Anwar: What’s the matter, Kehk? Are you alright, Sweetheart?

(K)ehkashan: We live in the South and in the heart of the Bible Belt and whenever I see Frances Swaggart and her circle of advisors spewing hatred and intolerance towards Catholics and Muslims, I cannot help but remember that I’m the sum of many identities myself! And to think that all the Republican presidential hopefuls are just as explicit as Frances and Jimmy Swaggart, with philandering fools like Mark Sanford on the GOP end and Bob Menendez on the Democratic end!

(D)addy Anwar: The Southern Bible Belt seems to be clutching the throats of such prominent female Democrats like Tulsi Gabbard of Hawaii and Dianne Feinstein of California.

(P)apa Harry: The Republican Party is the Majority Party in the United States Congress and has not brought up the debate about giving the President of the United States military authorization and how to go about the crisis in the Middle East. The last time the United States Congress granted military authorization to the President of the United States was in 2001 following the 9/11 devastation. And the United States Congress hasn’t even approved the continuation of funds for survivor benefits for the 9/11/01 victims who are displaying the signs of physical suffering and mental anguish as the direct result of the Twin Towers collapsing as they did that bleak and horrendous day.

(K)ehkashan: Have you heard the bleak and horrendous news out of France and Germany? In France, there’s an opposition party named the National Front that’s all gung-ho about the political process in the exact same manner as the United States Republican Party. In Germany, there’s a revival of Hitler satire through a movie in which the actor plays Hitler on the streets of Germany that has grossed over 20 million Euros. The heaviness of xenophobia is in the air over there in Europe and French President Hollande and German Chancellor Angela Merkel are being ousted from their level-headed brilliance by the far right extremists like Marine Le Pin and the guy who is cashing in on the atmosphere in Germany by playing Hitler.

(D)addy Anwar: Who is playing Hitler in the German entertainment industry right now?

(K)ehkashan: Oliver Masucci is the actor and the director’s David Wnendt. The film is based on a best-selling book from 2012 entitled, “Look Who’s Back.”

(P)apa Harry: The mass shooting in San Bernardino, California yesterday morning was carried out by a man with an ethnic name and his accomplice was a female who hasn’t been identified yet.

(K)ehkashan: The man has a Muslim name, hence, this is going to be identified as an act of terrorism. Senator John McCain is ready to bomb Iran and its surrounds and Senator Lindsey Graham has already stated his intention to place drones over Muslim-American households in the homeland upon suspicion of terrorism threats. The people of France and Germany need to know that Hollande and Merkel are their best political bets in this disarray of opposition-manufactured mayhem and massacres across their region of the world and ours. We are in a constant state of warfare with ISIS and the far-right wingers across the globe are taking advantage of the situation to spread their messages of intolerance and fear, with elections right around the corner. The French will be going to the polls December 6, 2015, and need to heed the words of one Jean Lasson who tweeted that the National Front “will betray its voters once in power” and look to the United States Republican Party as a concrete example of such betrayal.

(P)apa Harry: Don’t the French always vote on weekends?

(K)ehkashan: The French will lose the privilege of voting on Sundays, since Marine Le Pin and the far right are coordinating the manufactured mayhem and massacres under the guise of terrorism alongside the United States Republican Party. I think the GOP in the USA will throw an atomic bomb onto the regions in despair as a final resort. The American people have ushered in the era of terrorism by becoming apathetic and not voting in their elections. That’s how the status quo far-right wingers reign.

(D)addy Anwar: The Republican Party and its Democratic counterparts like Tulsi Gabbard and Dianne Feinstein will be using the example of the San Bernardino tragedy as another reason to keep Syrian refugees out of the United States. The man and his female accomplice were probably given false promises of escape by GOP TEA operatives. We mustn’t allow such manufactured mayhem and massacres by simply refusing to cast our ballot in our own elections.    

(K)ehkashan: Voting for far-right extremists has cost the United States its very own democratic integrity, with a dozen fools running for the Republican nomination for the presidency spearheaded by Jeb Bush since he cannot construct coherent talking points, only quote unquote American exceptionalism as defined by Dick Cheney, which equates to genocidal decimation of the entire planet. The Republican Party is criminally supremacist in its pursuit for oil and gas and concentrated wealth for the top 2% of their societies. It is ethnic cleansing at its most dangerous and the Republican Party’s Henry Kissinger has manipulated politics abroad to come to the current state of affairs where you’ve got a registered genocidal monster like Narendra Modi messing up the multicultural cohesion and balance that defined India and its surrounds as embracing diversity to the extent that John Lennon and Steve Jobs visited and left enlightened. Henry Kissinger hated Indra Gandhi and called her a b-i-t-c-h because her father, J.L. Nehru, and she were open-minded and sought justice for all, Hindus and Muslims alike.          

(D)addy Anwar: A lot of folks will be tempted to vote against their best interests, hence ushering in the GOP TEA to power. People like the folks in DFW. Look at the Hillsdale and Waverly crossroads behind the Ridglea Branch of the Fort Worth Public Library!  

(K)ehkashan: That neighborhood behind the Ridglea Branch of the Fort Worth Public Library hasn’t seen the promised road construction that it desperately needs! The local Republican Majority governing body is always putting up signs but never following through with the plans to rebuild the depleted roadways.

(P)apa Harry: You choose to loose with the far-right. Since Eisenhower and Nixon, the far-right in the United States has been xenophobic in its dealings abroad and making personal wealth for it’s adherents, politicians like Prescott Bush and George Romney.

(D)addy Anwar: “After all the jacks are in their boxes/And the clowns have all gone to bed/You can hear happiness staggering on down the street/Footprints dressed in red/And the wind whispers Mary…”

(K)ehkashan: Jimi Hendrix! Continuez s’il vous plait!

(D)addy Anwar: “A broom is drearily sweeping/Up the broken pieces of yesterdays life/Somewhere a queen is weeping/Somewhere a king has no wife/And the wind, it cries Mary…”

(P)apa Harry: “The traffic lights they all true blue tomorrow/And shine their emptiness down on my bed/The tiny island sags downstream/Cause the life that lived is, is dead…”

(K)ehkashan: “And the wind screams Mary…”

(P)apa Harry: “Will the wind ever remember/The names it has blown in the past/And with his crutch, its old age, and its wisdom/It whispers no, this will be the last…”

(K)ehkashan: “And the wind cries Mary…” Et le vent pleure Mary...

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

"...and actually managed to catch a couple of Willie Nelson's flying kisses."


Nigel-Wright Intra-galactic Relations #8

(K)ehkashan: “Roll me up and smoke me when I’m gone!”

(P)apa Harry: “Like a band of gypsies we go down the highway-we’re the best of friends- insisting the world keep turning our way, and our way is on the road again!”

(D)addy Anwar: “I know you’d love me as long as you wanted, then someday leave me for somebody new… Worry, why do I let myself worry wondering what in the world did I do?”

(K)ehkashan: Watching Willie Nelson perform Saturday night was a spiritual blast! Absolutely awesome! Billy Bob’s Texas was the place to be! Cowtown hasn’t been brighter! I was high on adrenaline and actually managed to catch a couple of Willie Nelson’s flying kisses.

(D)addy Anwar: You do know that we actually caught up with Willie’s tour bus on Interstate 20?

(K)ehkashan: You’re convinced that was Willie Nelson’s tour bus heading towards Abbott, Texas?

(P)apa Harry: Of course he is! Given the unpredictable weather conditions lately, there wasn’t much traffic either Saturday night.

(D)addy Anwar: That was Willie’s tour bus! And I saw you, Kehk! I saw you beaming a wide smile out the window of our car!

(K)ehkashan: I am, after all, Professor Schnooki’s first cousin! Aunt Pledge sure is busy this holiday season! I can’t wait to share a Happy Meal with the Professor again! I cannot even enjoy the pickles on the hamburger anymore since the Professor’s figured out their deliciousness!

(P)apa Harry: Are you sure the Professor isn’t utilizing you as a food safety checkpoint?

(D)addy Anwar: Professor Schnooki and food safety? Are you serious? The Professor’s capable of eating bees without a single sting to the taster! The Professor’s kooky and canine!

(K)ehkashan: The Professor actually caught a couple of bumbles this summer! Aunt Pledge plans to take the Professor to visit Santa at Hulen Mall sometime soon. I’m responsible for the Professor’s designated attire for the event and all wardrobe changes.

(D)addy Anwar: Wardrobe changes? Designated attire? What’s going on with the Professor?

(P)apa Harry: Yeah, why’s the Professor visiting Santa at the mall? Are pets allowed to harass Santa randomly or is this a special time slot for people to bring their four-legged cam padres to the mall for pictures with Santa?

(K)ehkashan: The latter. Sure. Pictures with Santa. It starts at 6 PM and goes on until closing time. I’ve selected a couple of jackets for the Professor, a tweed coat and a fur coat and a plaid sweater, really seasonal and fun.

(P)apa Harry: Willie Nelson threw a couple of his bandannas and hats into the audience during the concert. Did you see the people who caught the bandannas and hats wearing them proudly as Willie kept playing his guitar and singing?  

(D)addy Anwar: His guitar! His guitar? Willie’s guitar’s got a distinguished career and is named after Roy Rogers’ horse!

(K)ehkashan: Yeah! Willie Nelson’s guitar is none other than the 40 plus years old Trigger! Like a cowboy, Willie’s ride into country songwriting and singing history was made through Trigger! Just like a Stravinsky violin! Total soul!

(P)apa Harry: How’s the music theory class going?

(K)ehkashan: I’m thinking of becoming a pastor and getting my congregants to form a choir.

(P)apa Harry: You haven’t answered the question, Kehk! And, besides, I’m already doing your algebra homework! And I’ve been a piano aficiando since grade school!

(D)addy Anwar: I’m already doing your vocabulary and grammar exercises for English and Latin! And I actually played an acoustic guitar during my undergraduate years!

(K)ehkashan: Michael Flatley must visit Fort Worth, Texas! He’s performing on Broadway currently and plans to retire afterwards, but he must choreograph and take center stage at Billy Bob’s Texas in a Cowboy-style Riverdance!

(D)addy Anwar: Cowboy Riverdancing? Brilliant!

(P)apa Harry: Billy Bob’s Texas or Bass Performance Hall?

(K)ehkashan: We still have a couple of flavors left to taste of the ice cream comeback of Blue Bell Creameries thanks to oil and gas billionaire Sid Bass. We tasted the Butter Pecan and the Vanilla, but still need to try the Cookies ‘n Cream and Dutch Chocolate varieties as well.

(D)addy Anwar: That’s still only four flavors in all. I thought there was a fifth one as well. Let me guess, could it be oil and gas reduced to the crude elements of fracking that has pillaged Fort Worth?

(K)ehkashan: The Great Divide is the fifth in Blue Bell’s lineup, the half-gallon carton divided evenly between Vanilla and Chocolate. I miss the complicated flavors, especially Pineapple, Coconut, Pistachio Almond, and eccentricities like Strawberry Banana Poundcake, Southern Hospitality, and Birthday Cake!

(P)apa Harry: Michael Flatley can try out Blue Bell and Blue Bell can concoct a new flavor incorporating Irish liquor to replenish the Cowboy Riverdancers!