Beware DNC: More smut to be revealed this week by the smutty RNC!!!

(M)an: Dude! Senator Bernie Sanders must be reassigned a Secret Service team, at least until Election Day, Tuesday, November 8, 2016. Donald Trump and the Republican Party are in talks with their Super PACs as we speak to malign the United States of America’s standing in the world as the bastion of democracy at home and diplomacy abroad.  

(D)ude: Man! You’re really nervous and jittery. You know, I am nervous and jittery too with the onslaught of Saturday Night Live and The Daily Show comedians being asked to address the 2016 Elections on primetime television, including MSNBC. Executive Producers Lorne Michaels and Jon Stewart are choreographing soundbites on behalf of the Republican Party. Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart actually went out of the way to acknowledge Jeb Bush as presidential. Is the Republican Party gearing to bring Jeb Bush into the next presidential election? Bernie Sanders supporters must wake up from the neoconservative lull of SNL and The Daily Show. Hillary Clinton is being cornered as the unpopular candidate by Donald Trump’s crew, led by the Republican National Committee Chair Reince Priebus. The Republicans are trying to appeal to the remaining 15% of Bernie Sanders supporters who are still deciding whether to vote for Hillary Clinton.      

M: Dude! Are the American people really buying into this Republican nonsense? It is dangerous nonsense. Donald Trump is lethal to the United States and the world if he is elected into the White House. Hillary Clinton must win and the American Electorate must not succumb to the propaganda campaigns being constructed by Republican Party Super PACs in order to take the White House. Hillary Clinton’s campaign team must realign itself and flush out the nonsense about Russia having hacked the DNC and released the offensive emails targeting Senator Bernie Sanders’ faith. The DNC and Clinton Campaigners must force out of the organization people like Brad Marshall who wrote such offensive emails on behalf of the RNC and Robby Mook who bought into the RNC’s strategy of placing the blame on Russia for hacking the DNC.      

D: Man! MSNBC’s Andrea Mitchell asked RNC Chairman Reince Priebus whether his party’s servers were hacked and he responded with a resounding no while placing emphasis on this particular soundbite, “Maybe our folks are better.” The RNC’s folks are reprehensible double-dealers! Karl Rove’s Super PAC American Crossroads endorsed Debbie Wasserman Schultz with this bungled insight incriminating Wasserman Schultz as an accessory to turning the State of Florida red,

“Congresswoman and DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz has played a critical role over the past several years in the massive Republican gains we have achieved at the state level, in the U.S. House of Representatives, and in the U.S. Senate. Wasserman Schultz’s leadership has also been a catalyst for the emerging civil war in the Democratic Party this year, ensuring that their nominating process will drag on far longer than that of Republicans. Voters of the 23rd District of Florida should know – American Crossroads stands with Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz in her primary against ultra-liberal outsider Tim Canova, and they should too.”

M: Dude! Thank goodness Debbie Wasserman Schultz has resigned as DNC Chair!

D: Man! The RNC’s folks create the email sandals and the political unrest, nationally and internationally, and then blame the DNC for, as Reince Priebus told Andrea Mitchell, “committing fraud.” The truly fraudulent Republican Party has yet to present a party platform addressing the diverse problems created by the intentionally inactive Congressional Republicans’ intentionally enacted obstructionism at the federal level and the Republican State Legislators plundering budgets at the state and local levels.

M: Dude! What did Reince Priebus have to say to Andrea Mitchell regarding WikiLeaks and Russia? I heard Chairman Priebus sounded like Sean Penn in his final confession to Susan Sarandon in Dead Man Walking. You remember how Sean Penn’s character confesses to having killed the people he is accused of killing right before being executed via lethal injection? Throughout the course of the film he claims his innocence, only to ask for absolution finally from the Catholic nun and death row counselor character portrayed by Susan Sarandon?

D: Man! Reince Priebus revealed the following to Andrea Mitchell. This is exactly what he said this morning,

“I don’t know anything about it. But I know something about, I think, human behavior and these sorts of people who like to play games and they normally don’t deliver every shot they have in one blow. They usually do it one at a time and they’ll do it through a thousand cuts and that’s been my experience in these kinds of situations.”

M: Dude! What’s Reince Priebus’s rating from the National Rifle Association?