"Everybody in politics lies, but they [Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton] do it with such ease, it's troubling." [David Geffen]

(D)ude: Man! I’m furious at Google’s doodle from this Thursday, honoring an Osama bin Laden admirer, the female activist Yuri Kochiyama. Who is Google going to admire and doodle next, Huma Abedin or Amal Clooney?

(M)an: Dude! People are Independents because the Democratic Party is corrupted. Have you noticed how Representative Debbie Wasserman-Schultz and Senator Chuck Schumer choke on their own spit and “um” and “ah” as if they’re incapable of speaking the truth?  

D: Man! If choking on your spit constitutes lying, then liars abound in the Republican Party! 

M: Dude! Hillary Clinton is the establishment candidate and the American Press Corps refused to cover the historic rally in Carson, California where Bernie Sanders spoke about the need for high voter turnout in the remainder of primaries and caucuses for US to win. I tried to see if I could download a video of the Carson, California rally through Google’s YouTube or any of the major networks, but without luck. But thank goodness for C-SPAN! In the richest nation on the face of the planet, why is it that C-SPAN has yet to attain HD technology?  

D: Man! In the costliest election thus far in American history, why aren’t there any debates between the two Democratic contenders in the race for the presidency? Bernie Sanders has made it very clear that he is open to considering a debate that doesn’t fall on a weekend or during a television sweepstakes. But Hillary Clinton avoids debates at all costs, since she’s a Republican Party operative in this Democratic Party she’s single-mindedly wrecking for the purposes of attaining even more money at the end of her campaign shenanigans. Hillary Clinton is viciously agreeing to lose the presidential election to Donald Trump! Why?   

M: Dude! Hillary and Bill Clinton are depraved, soulless entities. Hillary Clinton worships Bill Clinton so much that she doesn’t register their perversities. She is totally invested in making as much money as she can from the geopolitical messes that the Bushes and the Clintons have created. Hillary Clinton seriously thinks that she can get away with murdering the Democratic Party in her attempt to attain huge amounts of personal wealth, much of it bloodstained from the underhanded geopolitical messes of the Bush Foundation and the Clinton Foundation.

D: Man! Congressional Democrats supporting Hillary Clinton claim that she is just like Bernie Sanders and therefore there is no need for debate between the two contenders. The Democratic National Committee and the Republican National Committee have contracted to not have any debates this election cycle between their candidates, but Bernie Sanders is still a Democratic contender in this race for the nomination that will conclude with the Democratic National Convention, July 25-28, 2016! You know, I think there should be a court of justice at the Democratic National Convention this year and that Hillary Clinton be held accountable for all the Super-Delegates she harassed one way or another to support her, despite the fact that she attained the 400 or so of the Super-Delegates before Bernie Sanders even entered the race!    

M: Dude! Aren’t Super Delegates protected from disclosing their preferences at the convention? Shouldn’t they be protected, at least, from Hillary Clinton’s wrath?

D: Man! Vanity Fair wrote an article online about Chelsea Clinton’s husband’s hedge fund woes, but they did not clarify the fact that Bill Clinton gave the ill-advice to Chelsea’s husband on purpose, telling him that Greece was a great country to invest everything he had at the hedge fund into, and Hillary Clinton’s chosen to stand by her husband despite even this treachery!

M: Dude! The treachery of feigned ignorance by Hillary Clinton and the Republican Party! Chelsea Clinton must confront her mother about whether she wants to win the White House or not. Her parents have sycophants around them that are just as dishonest as they have always been to them. It is a toxic environment that Hillary and Bill Clinton have created and maintain to this day. They are only going to be left with their assets in the end.

D: Man! Dr. Chelsea Clinton and her husband need to find out what commitments Hillary and Bill have made to give away the White House in 2016. It is their civic duty.

M: Dude! Bill Clinton deserves to be thrown into the doghouse for his private plane travels to continents like Africa with mistresses, which he claims he is engaging with for the purposes of the Clinton Foundation.

D: Man! Bill Clinton deceived his own granddaughter’s father with intentional bad advice. Now Bill Clinton’s planning on blackmailing Chelsea’s husband into a Bill Clinton lifestyle imprisonment where others are mandated to keep Bill Clinton satisfied by making sacrifices in their own lives on behalf of the former president. Bill Clinton is the Bikram Choudhury of political processes; he is a pervert who has established a cult like following amongst those at the end of their ropes. Like Bikram Yoga, the Clinton Foundation is a ploy to lure the unaware into a grimy system of principles that reek of deviance, disguised with the titles that Hillary and Bill Clinton use to manipulate, those titles being “Former President of the United States and the Former First Lady.”

M: Dude! Bill Clinton competes with his own daughter Chelsea and her husband! And Hillary Clinton reinforces his perversities by asserting that Bill Clinton is a brilliant man, like none other. Hillary favors her husband over her own child’s family life. It is inexplicable! Hillary and Bill Clinton are jealous of their child’s life, that her husband is such a wonderful spouse and father. Bill Clinton competes with trivial pursuits like he knows more about the state of world affairs than anyone else on the planet. But words without actions, other than fooling around with his mistresses, from the Clintons is implicit. Having become billionaire philanthropists, Hillary and Bill equate that as meaning that they are themselves billionaires. They parade around their false allies as if these false allies are their children, forgetting the fact that they abuse their own child on such a regular basis, giving Chelsea’s husband bad money advice purposely.

D: Man! I can hear Chelsea Clinton asking her mother Hillary, ‘Mom! What is my daughter Charlotte, your granddaughter, going to do with all this money you and Dad have accrued, if there is to be no democracy in America as a result of you selling the White House to rightists like the Koch Brothers!’ Chelsea and her husband are better off staying as far away as possible from the toxic duo Hillary and Bill. The United States of America is better off staying as far away as possible from this toxic duo as well. Hillary and Bill Clinton are rednecks and want to use Chelsea’s daughter Charlotte on the campaign trail.

M: Dude! Hillary Clinton’s going to be with property and limitless finances but nobody but her sexually promiscuous husband Bill who destroyed her political career. Disgrace, dishonor, and shame will be theirs to dole out. Bill Clinton misdirected his own wife off the ledge of reason and into a shameful vat of poisonous snakes. And Hillary Clinton dove right into the vat willingly and enthusiastically.

D: Man! What kind of Democrat threatens with such absurd threats towards Bernie Sanders’ political career? Bernie Sanders is the Democratic Platform! And Hillary Clinton is willing to break the Democratic Party with nonsense about whether or not Bernie Sanders is a Democrat! And she is not willing, but afraid of the $27 contributors and the independents willing to come into the party to stand by Bernie Sanders.

M: Dude! Hillary Clinton’s personal motto in this battle for the Democratic nomination is ‘we will break up, but we will never bend.’ That spells trouble for the Democratic Party.

D: Man! Why doesn’t she embrace Bernie Sanders?

M: Dude! She is corrupt! She is vicious! She is her husband’s wife!

D: Man! Feel the Bern! Feel the Bern! Feel the Bern!