Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Wait a moment! Feel the Bern, New Yorkers! Feel the Bern!

(M)an: Dude! What is New York Democratic Senator Chuck Schumer doing with Texas Republican Senator John Cornyn, co-sponsoring a bill that would jeopardize the United States’ sovereign immunity according to Secretary of State John Kerry?

(D)ude: Man! What’s sovereign immunity anyways? The last I heard, a federal judge threw out a case brought against Saudi Arabia by survivors and victims of the 9/11/01 terrorist attacks on the grounds that the lawsuit violated Saudi Arabia’s sovereign immunity?

M: Dude! Sovereign immunity basically claims that “the king can do no harm.” Chuck Schumer is a Teabag Democrat who is laying the foundation for a Republican President of the United States of America beginning January 21, 2017. Senator Schumer and Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton must be held accountable for whatever happened to the twenty billion dollars both were promised for rebuilding New York City by President George Walker Bush following the 9/11/01 attacks.   

D: Man! Why is Chuck Schumer going after the sovereign immunity of Saudi Arabia? What about the sovereign immunity multi-millionaires and billionaires in the United States are already granted via their offshore secret bank accounts?

M: Dude! Chuck Schumer is wanting to take the United States of America backwards in time to the errors of the George Walker Bush Administration! Bill Clinton has convinced Schumer that he will receive financial kickbacks if he complies with Bill Clinton’s agenda to have his wife be defeated in the 2016 presidential election cycle.

D: Man! Why? Chelsea Clinton’s already got a ten-million-dollar apartment in New York City! What more could the Clintons want?

M: Dude! The Clintons are not all that together upstairs themselves! They are kooky capitalists like their financial peers Sheldon Adelson and the Koch Brothers. In fact, Bill Clinton was inept enough to accept money from Adelson and the Koch Brothers in exchange for his wife Hillary losing the presidential election on Election Day Tuesday, November 8, 2016.

D: Man! Why? Are the Clintons so bigoted as to want to jeopardize the accomplishments of the previous presidential administration by having Hillary Clinton lose to either of the three Klutz Klansmen Republican candidates on November 8, 2016?

M: Dude! Yes. The Clintons remain convinced as does Chuck Schumer, that the United States as a country can afford to get pummeled economically into another recession by the GOP and subsequently corrected with yet another Democratic president once the GOP usher in chaos and warfare. Hillary Rodham Clinton is not only an establishment candidate, she is in the presidential race to lose to the Republicans and see the degradation of the daily lives of everyday Americans.

D: Man! Why? Is Hillary Clinton really that cruel? Does she seriously think everyday people can rise up with that “God given potential” she is bringing up time and time again on the campaign trail and become Chelsea Clinton’s neighbors in NYC or hers in Chappaqua, New York?

M: Dude! Bill Clinton is cold-hearted and paternalistic to the extent that Hillary Clinton is not even allowed to disconnect with him even for one day, hence the email scandals and the Libya fallout. Bill Clinton is not her better half; he is the incendiary proprietor of her conscious!

D: Man! Bill Clinton is the incendiary proprietor of Chuck Schumer’s conscious as well then! Together, they are planning to usher in a World War Three involving propaganda campaigns where survivors and victims of the 9/11/01 terrorist attacks will be exploited over and over again and Saudi Arabia will be condemned when in fact American oligarchs, including the Clinton and Bush Families, have been culpable for terrorism spreading as it has from the time of the Reagan Administration’s arms race in the Middle East and Asia.