Man! Dude! #385
(D)ude: Man! I’ve
got a spell of the same ESP, or extrasensory perception, as Former DNC Chair
Howard Dean. Hillary Clinton’s going to win Wisconsin because the Teabag
Democrats and the Tea Party Republicans collaboratively lie, cheat, and steal ballots
for Hillary Clinton whenever there’s an Open Primary.
(M)an: Dude! So
you’re basically trying to make the point that Hillary Rodham Clinton has a
sure-fire route to winning in the primaries and caucuses if they’re open? And
tell me exactly how do you steal ballots?
D: Man! Look! Search
for results from the 2016 Democratic Party presidential primaries and caucuses
and examine the numbers. With the exception of Vermont and Michigan, which
Bernie Sanders won by +72.5 percentage points (Vermont) and +1.42 percentage
points (Michigan), Hillary Rodham Clinton managed to win 9 out of the 11 “Open
Primaries” we’ve had thus far.
M: Dude! In that
case, why don’t you do the stats on the remaining kinds of primaries and
caucuses?
D: Man! I did! There
has been a grand total of 21 primaries as of Saturday, March 26, 2016 on the Democratic
side. Hillary Rodham Clinton has won 16 out of the 21 primaries, or 76.19% of
the primaries thus far.
M: Dude! What
about overall caucuses?
D: Man! There
has been a grand total of 14 caucuses as of Saturday, March 26, 2016 on the
Democratic side. Bernie Sanders has won 11 out of the 14 caucuses, or 78.57% of
the caucuses thus far.
M: Dude! What
makes you suspicious of the numbers you’ve conjured up? Obviously, Bernie
Sanders has won an overwhelming majority of the caucuses over Hillary Rodham
Clinton! Your design model collapses, does it not?
D: Man! I think
the Democratic National Committee and the Republican National Committee are
conspiring to make Hillary Rodham Clinton the Democratic presidential nominee because
she is willing to lose the general election to the Republican Party’s candidate
on Tuesday, November 8, 2016. I say this because the Clinton camp is always
surprised by the results from the caucuses and dismissively indifferent towards
the primaries.
M: Dude! But how are they carrying out what conspiracy again?
D: Man! The
Democrats want to lose to the Republicans! This will ensure that the wheel of fate
will keep turning the American people over and over and forward, but not to the
fast pace of progress that the Obama Administration has essentially set by
refusing to submit to that ongoing wheel of fate for anyone on this planet. American
workers are close to breaking the cycle of coming up for air and then being
bulldozed over again by the greed of corporate interests shackling us to the
status quo’s financial ambitions. The revolution is on!
M: Dude! The
present state of affairs in the United States and the world being what they are
and have been throughout the last millennium, we need to “Feel the Bern” and
vote for Bernie Sanders for president! Hillary Rodham Clinton stance on capital
punishment is twofold and relies on the American Electorate, the voting
constituencies particularly, to remain in an individual microcosm and not
engage within a global macrocosm. The only problem with this assumption by the
Clinton camp is that at the mezzo-level, there’s the Internet and it is
informing us collectively about all levels of societies.
D: Man! How is Secretary
Clinton’s stance on capital punishment twofold?
M: Dude! She is destructive
in foreign affairs, having amassed a fortune with her billionaire
philanthropist husband and the trillionaire Bushes through dismantling and privatizing
Middle East oil infrastructures in Iraq. The Clintons and the GOP are one and
the same! Both are ravaged by bloody greed and couldn’t care less for anything
other than gains in personal financial wealth. Hillary Rodham Clinton should
know that American voters are well-informed to know that this much is true,
that if you believe in capital punishment at home then toppling regimes and killing
oppressive leaders and declaring free elections aboard is insufficient and
counterproductive if there is no rebuilding of the collapsed economies we’ve
got as a result of our brash foreign policies.
D: Man! I agree
that there ought not be zealousness about utilizing capital punishment in our
dealings with other nations. I also think part of the struggle is that Western
society is too whitewashed at the top. We need to diversify ourselves from top
to bottom. However, there is more diversification at the bottom than anywhere
else because that’s where poverty resides. Poverty is diverse than wealth. Can
wealth ever become diverse than poverty?
M: Dude! Ora pro
nobis! Feel the Bern!
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