(M)an: Dude! The price of lands in the Indus River Valley have been going up lately. And I am worried because, if you look at Fort Worth, Texas private properties and their construction across the DFW Metroplex, the Republican-led legislatures at county, state, and federal levels are obstructionist and purposely unaware of the threats fracking infrastructure poses on the real estate they are putting up along the Chisholm Trail toll road highway. And have you noticed how all the other highways are rundown messes?
(D)ude: Man! I get the fracking damages and the Republican-run legislatures insisting on obstructionism. Do you really think House Speaker Paul Ryan or Majority Leader Mitch McConnell are not aligned with Republican presidential contender Donald J. Trump? Of course they are! Why? Well, for one thing, the Republican Party is baseless in terms of policy-making and hasn’t done much of anything except create hells on earth for as many human inhabitants as possible in order to plummet and purse the resources on earth, particularly fossil fuels, that make trillions for the Bush family dynasty and billions for Dick Cheney and millions for all the rest of them! Donald J. Trump is not the only messenger of fascism on the Republican end right now. They all are, every single one of them! The Republican Party has been fascist since the Herbert Walker Bush Admin and especially since Walker Bush’s eight long years in office.
M: Dude! That’s where I was headed! The Bush 41 and Bush 43 presidencies ushered into the public consciousness an unfathomable hatred for Muslims and Islam. Where is Steven Spielberg? Does he not see the Islamophobia of today paralleling the racism and antisemitism of yesterday’s supremacists? Does he not not see the pain that will be descending on the Indus River Valley if Donald J.Trump and all the rest of those Republican candidates make their way into the White House?
D: Man! What’s this sudden focus of yours on the Indus River Valley?
M: Dude! The prices are really high right now for Indus River Valley lands and the next president of the United States will have to be Bernie Sanders if humanity is to survive. You see, the Republican Party is building upon the land in the DFW Metroplex without regard for the health of that land. They are building residential properties across from actual fracking sites and advertising on the radio for all DFW homeowners to buy earthquake insurance and tornado shelters. That’s a really demented way to create lemonade, with rotting lemons. And yet voters across the United States of America are willingly voting for the Republican ticket at the primaries and caucuses. But then again, Adolf Hitler was quite the celebrity when he came to power, Mussolini and Franco and Britishers and Americans all covering his moves with a guarded resentment along the lines of Why didn’t we think of this? That lucky bastard!
D: Man! American voters still have time to reconsider their alliance with the Republican Party dastards! And I am gathering you’re going to elaborate the crux of your argument about the Indus River Valley next?
M: Dude! Yes, the Indus River Valley is going to be the hub of American Colonial massacres by the Republican President of the United States Donald J.Trump and his administration. Although there are no fossil fuels to extract in Afghanistan and Pakistan, the Indus River Valley has the lushest grounds for agriculture. The Indus River Valley is so lush that Alexander the Great became convinced he had reached the apex of civilization and the end of the world, hence turning around and returning to Macedonia without further ado.
D: Man! American Colonialism? President Donald J. Trump?
M: Dude! All of the Republican presidential candidates are anticipating a Republican amongst them going into the White House as a result of the 2016 elections. Former First Lady Laura Bush, under the cloak of doing good for Afghan girls and women, is counter-intuitively trying to introduce a Christian Revolution in the Muslim World. Her husband, George Walker Bush, is seriously invested in the cause of converting the other two Abrahamic Faiths, those being Judaism and Islam, over to Christianity. It’s the fastest way for the Republicans, including the Bush dynasty and Trump industries, to incite violence and mayhem across the globe. Forget humans going on to settle the planet Mars, with the unrest at Trump’s rallies, fascism is the only means of all of the Republican candidates to frighten the weakest, the disenfranchised, in American Society to vote against their own best interests through prejudicial polemics. In other words, the Republican Party’s playbook is all based on an exceptional nationalist and militarist nonsense that is reminiscent of Adolf Hitler’s book Mein Kampf, in which he identified communism and Judaism as the two evils in the world, the Republican Party’s perverseness today spelled out quite clearly in the way Hitler vulgarly hyped eugenics, at one point even generalizing about the facial features of certain religious sects whose expulsion and extermination he sought later when he became chancellor of Germany.
D: Man! How is Laura Bush counter-intuitive? Is it the fact that she’s perversely setting resources out for Afghan women and girls, only to abandon these women and girls if her husband Walker Bush 43 and she cannot successfully convert their families to Christianity?
M: Dude! The Bushes and the Trumps thump religion, specifically Christianity, to gain substantial wealth, through toppling civilizations that they conveniently label regimes, while they hide what they loot in private off-shore accounts. Are not the Bushes and the Republicans regimes? And Hillary Rodham Clinton needs to understand that her husband Bill Clinton 42 is a liability for her if she is to move forward and dismount from the high horse she’s on right now, raising her voice like a Republican whenever she’s faced with a tough inquiry, whether from Chris Matthews or a town hall participant seriously considering whether to vote for her or Bernie Sanders.
D: Man! When these trillionaire and billionaire missionaries are unsuccessful in regions of the world where Christianity doesn’t necessarily reign but coexists with other faiths in actuality, then these Bushes and Trumps and their millionaire-oriented Republican politicians carefully plot terrorism so that it tills the lands of those they render unsalvageable and infidel.
M: Dude! Hillary Rodham Clinton needs to open up to becoming the Vice President of the United States with Bernie Sanders as our President. Both candidates need to respect the other and really make the effort to come together to dispel the fascist mythologies of the Bushes, Trumps, and the Republican Party. Incredulously, Hillary Rodham Clinton doesn't even know that she is being set up to fail in the general election. Why? Well, look at the William Jefferson Clinton Presidential Library and the George Walker Bush Presidential Library and you’ll see why. The first one looks like a double wide trailer on stilts, while the second one looks like a jailhouse.
D: Man! What happened? Why these awful architectural flaws?
M: Dude! William Jefferson Clinton 42 and Walker Bush 43 received bad advice from each other. You see, the two men mistakenly think they’re god-brothers, when in fact, both are corrupt and dispense the worst advice upon one another. And, secondly, there’s a shared bad habit between the two former presidents and that is the terrible desire to subliminally ridicule the poor, even if at their own expense. Clinton glorified the double wide trailer for whatever amount of eternity is left considering global warming’s turbulent nature, and Bush glorified the jailhouse for that same amount of eternity as well.
D: Man! Fracking destroyed lands across the United States of America. Now the Republicans have configured a second coming of colonialism, this time American instead of British, in which indentured servitude and enslavement shall reign again. Indentured servitude and enslavement can never reign if everybody in the world is online?
M: Dude! A new day is here. But the Republicans have somehow convinced the Democrats to cede the White House to the Republican Party in 2016. The only system of checks and balances that remains is for Hillary Rodham Clinton and Bernie Sanders to come together and face the fascism brought on by the sheer hate and propaganda of American oligarchs and the American Press Corps.
D: Man! Hillary Rodham Clinton needs to break her shackles and open up the cage in which she has entrapped herself for the sake of her marriage. We don’t need a shackled soul as Commander in Chief. Also, why does Hillary Rodham Clinton continually burn her wings because she is constricted by her husband’s absurd alliance with the right wingers?
M: Dude! We all have a right to know right now who will be in all the candidates’ cabinets and administrations! But first off, we all have a right to fair primaries and caucuses and elections!
D: Man! There ought to be additional Democratic debates and contested conventions, otherwise, the Democrats are ceding the election to the Republicans.
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