Wednesday, March 30, 2016

Man! Dude! #383: Rep. McCaul (R-TX) Leaving Absolutely Nothing to the Imagination on Fox News Channel Wednesday Morning


(D)ude: Man! For the first time in American History, Hillary Rodham Clinton is the candidate of choice for both the Democratic National Committee [DNC] and the Republican National Committee [RNC]. The 2016 presidential election is being prearranged by DNC and RNC deceits, as we speak, to be won by Hillary on the Democratic side and Trump or Kasich or Cruz on the Republican end, all now part of the same establishment as a result of the emergence of the Teabag Democrats and the Tea Party Republicans.

(M)an: Dude! Wow! Talk about deception! But is Hillary Rodham Clinton really that ruthless to carry out such treacherous activities on behalf of the establishment, the oligarchs, and 2%? Could she really be that insincere with everyday working poor Americans like us to utilize government office—the American presidency this time around, that is if she wins—to amass fortune through the same method of pillaging and paralyzing foreign governments by fighting for free and fair elections in those very nations and for their people, but not following through in the resulting crises, spawned as a result of the absence of upward economic mobility for all people after?   

D: Man! Hillary Rodham Clinton is a sloppy political surgeon, just like the current DNC and RNC. They all are really horrific terrors in the political operating theatres of the world—Hillary Clinton and the Teabag Democrats and the Tea Party Republicans—and don’t really suture the wounds of sectarian strife and violence, at home nor abroad. Instead, they take a proverbial office stapler and attempt to close wounds with it, barbarically and graphically. The American Press Corps is complicit in this graphic barbarism, depicting those who carry the gross, stapled wounds as being uncivilized and faulted.     

M: Dude! Did you hear the exchange, on the Fox News Channel’s America’s Newsroom segment, between host Martha MacCullum and Republican Congressman from Texas Michael McCaul this morning at approximately 9:15AM?

D: Man! Michael McCaul has written a book entitled Failures of the Imagination, which explores and implodes basically just like the Republican Tea GOP’s library of memoirs that have come out since the start of this year, as if last year’s trove of salacious dictates wasn’t enough!

M: Dude! Well, let’s just say that Representative Michael McCaul and Fox’s Martha MacCullum leave nothing to the imagination as to what’s in store for the world on part of the Republican Tea Partiers and Teabag Democrats alike. I created a transcript of the talk and you can read either Michael or Martha, and I will be the other. Okay?

D: Man! Got it! How many minutes was this exactly? Looks like McCaul spoke under ten minutes? Well, alright… Let’s see this right here… Eh-hem!

Republican Representative Michael McCaul of Texas: What’s happening in Turkey, where ISIS now is targeting Jewish children at schools, is sufficient enough to pull out military servicemen and family members to evacuate out of Turkey, and the State Department warning following that warning about travel to Turkey. The world is on fire, Martha [MacCullum], right now.  

M: Dude! The Republican Tea Partiers and the Democratic Teabags have bought and trained their own terrorist cells to target Israel’s youth and children next. Keep in mind that youth and children were attending the targeted park in Lahore, Pakistan on Easter Sunday when these Tea Partiers and Teabags stupidly insisted on targeting Christians there. It’s like when Muslims in the DFW area celebrate Eid al-Fitr by going to the Six Flags Over Texas amusement park after mosque services and the Tea Partiers and Teabags deciding to blow up that amusement park on that particular day, when the fact is that Americans of all identities will be attending the park because it is open to the public and the American public is diverse and coexistent with all identities. Eid will be held July sixth this year and that falls exactly on summer vacation season for schools around the world. Eh-hem!

D: Man! Let me just read the entire script as it is printed here! I’ve got a talent for mimicking female voices and will utilize the skill as I read, okay? Let’s see… Eh-hem!

Fox News Channel Host Martha MacCullum: It clearly is [the world being on fire, that is], and as you point out, when we were pulling people out of Turkey ... and the world is that … there is an imminent threat to children and they believe that it is centered around a synagogue that has a children’s center at it … I guess the obvious next question is, you know, what is our power, the international power to uncover this threat and stop it?

Republican Representative Michael McCaul of Texas: We have a— both a convert counterterrorism operation in Turkey to try— there is an active plot underway in Turkey, I should say— So this is an imminent threat. We had six operatives taken into custody— ISIS operatives from the caliphate who basically have been talking about this imminent threat— and plot it. So, what’s happening in Turkey right now, what’s underway, is an attempt to stop this plot. But it really kinda gives you an insight about what the President was talking about— into the sort of sinister nature of ISIS and the terrorists and the Taliban. That they were to go after little children and kill them in the name of their religion. I think it is, it really, a— shows you what we’re at war with right now and why we need to win this war.

Fox News Channel Host Martha MacCullum: I mean I know there were critics of the President who say we turned our back on this problem quite a while ago— in Syria and that it may not have gotten out of control as it is if we hadn’t done that. I guess that horse is long out of the barn so to speak, and that we have to deal with the situation as it is; I want to turn now to—

Republican Representative Michael McCaul of Texas: Now, I think you’re right about the failed foreign policy and that when you fail foreign policy and national security, this is what you get. You get chaos, and killings, and ISIS now spreading throughout the region. So, I agree with you— exactly what you said.

Fox News Channel Host Martha MacCullum: Alright, let’s take a look at this airport situation that happened, which turned out to be, you know, not terrorist-related. It was obviously an unstable man. But we watch as he goes through the TSA line— uh, it’s not TSA, he’s in Egypt so he’s going through their security forces. But he is patted down and, we see later, that he’s got this thing wrapped around his waist apparently on the airplane. Just makes people wonder about this whole system abroad and at home.

Republican Representative Michael McCaul of Texas: Right. And so— This is at the Alexander Airport. Security is not that great at that airport. Last, at points of departure, airports in the United States— we actually have a role to pass legislation to facilitate security at these airports that can fly into the United States. So that is a higher level of scrutiny and security. And, having said that, he put this bag that was a fake bomb, if you will, and so the detector didn’t go off. When went through the metal detector— is as much as his cellphone strapped together— I would hope that TSA of the United States would look at that and— even the appearance of bomb could be a hoax on the aircraft. You know, the fact remains, Martha, that particularly in Egypt and that part of the world aviation is still the crown jewel for the terrorists. They want to bring down airplanes, like they did the Russian airliner. We need to be at the top of our game over there.

Fox News Channel Host Martha MacCullum: We sure— we sure do. And one more question for you about the Apple situation. It now appears that a foreign entity was able to hack into this system and allow the FBI to get into Syed Farooq’s phone. And now there’s like a thousand other phones that they’re hoping they can unlock with this technology as well. So, who needs Apple in this situation, right?

Republican Representative Michael McCaul of Texas: Well, yeah. The initial suit— lawsuit was dropped by the Justice Department to force Apple to open their phone. It has been reported that an Israeli firm was utilized to do this. And, you know, I think, the good news is— about this story is, though— is that Apple is not forced to compromise their own device and yet we still got the evidence from a dead terrorist cell phone about potentially another suspect that may be out there, and remember for about two months the data was not stored in the Cloud and so that was what the FBI was interested in and I hope it leads to solving that crime— that horrible terrorist attack in San Bernardino [California].


[To be continued…]


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