Either caucus today in Iowa for Bernie, or perish with the political trump card in the wrong hands!!!!!

(M)an: Dude! The political shows on MSNBC are underestimating the power of youth and first time caucus goers to really make a difference in the Iowa caucuses concluding tonight with results by 10 PM. The political shows are convinced that Bernie Sanders is going to lose to Hillary Rodham Clinton by three percentage points, and that the voter turnout will be far less than the over 240,000 Iowans that came out in support of candidate Barack Obama in 2008.

(D)ude: Man! The political shows are part of the establishment, therefore, they are dependent upon low voter turnouts to make their predictions stick. But if everybody from the age of 17 and up who showed up at Bernie Sanders’ events throughout the precious and hurting State of Iowa, we could have double the amount of voter turnout than 2008. Over half a million souls facing Republican Senators Chuck Grassley and Joni Ernst, the latter a definite Koch Brothers candidate and politician, should jump at the chance to vote for Bernie Sanders in the Democratic race for the United States presidency at today’s caucus locales throughout the State of Iowa.

M: Dude! Over half a million? Based on the interest and the fervor of the crowds that have shown up for Bernie Sanders’ speeches throughout Iowa, we should have statistically somewhere over two million participating voters show up to caucus today!

D: Man! The American Press Corps is purposely underestimating its viewers across Iowa and the United States, trying to convince US that the people who have shown up for Bernie Sanders’ talks are too hip and young to turnout to vote in today’s Iowa caucus.    

M: Dude! The American Press Corps will pay a price tonight! The hip and young and everybody else as well, will be voting for Bernie Sanders at a record number in terms of turnout numbers. Again, two million will show up, two million like US! 

D: Man! I need medicines that are far too expensive for my pocketbook. Since turning twenty-six, I am not able to attain these vital prescriptions through my parents’ healthcare plan anymore.

M: Dude! I need a living wage! You need a living wage! Who doesn’t need a living wage?

D: Man! We’re working way over the recommendable 40 hours a week, actually enough to constitute two or three minimum wage jobs, and we’re still entrenched in a system of governance that tells us we’re ineligible for benefits that would restore our human dignity and personal integrity! 

M: Dude! We’re machines, not human beings! Do you know I take Advil and Tylenol to work at every shift? Advil and Tylenol were what high schoolers could afford to take to school back in the eighties and nineties! And I’m credited as a pharmacist for having ibuprofen and whatever else over the counter remedy needed at work.  

D: Man! Flint, Michigan is not something happening over there in the Midwest United States. It’s coming our way too! The relief efforts are being delayed if not postponed! And the long term solutions are being labeled as too costly by Republican Governor Rick Snyder’s calculations.

M: Dude! Hand over the calculations to the federal government! Now, would Iowans rather be handing the calculators to Republican hands or Democratic ones in 2017? It’s that simple! Think about facing a lot of fallouts with the Republican Party, even Donald John Trump! You like the flashiness and the appeal of the appalling rhetoric right now, thinking that you could vicariously live the grand lifestyle through a billionaire president. But what about Trump Inc.’s record in the real world? The Republican contenders for president right now, including Trump, are never going to lift the current cap on social security to make it work for the new millennium and more people. They will say, “Let’s privatize social security,” while exiting their vehicular obscenities. What does that mean? Well, simply stated, privatizing government services is just another vehicular obscenity to attaining more vehicular obscenities on the backs of the poor and working and middle classes.

D: Man! Iowans will definitely be willing to hand their calculators to Bernie Sanders beginning January 20, 2017!

M: Dude! Either caucus today in Iowa for Bernie, or perish with the political trump card in the wrong hands!!!!!