Vote for the Democrats or suffer more Flints in the future of US

(D)ude: Man! Our brothers and sisters in Iowa need to realize what is happening in these primaries. Things are not what they seem with the Republican Party. Things never are what they seem with the Republican Party. Does anybody in the United States of America know that all the politicians representing the Republican Party in this election cycle are descendants of the George Herbert Walker Bush or George Walker Bush Administrations?

(M)an: Dude! That’s true! Donald Trump lost the opportunity to become Herbert Walker 41’s running mate in 1988 to Dan Quayle. You know, I would also flounce my political affiliation from right to left and then center and, finally, left to right, if I were as hungry about being a Manhattanite real estate maharaja.

D: Man! His father’s real estate ventures in Brooklyn, Queens, and Staten Island in New York City were too base-born. Plus, if you read about the foreclosure in Cincinnati, Ohio of the Swifton Village apartment complex, you get a feel for what Donald John Trump the presidential forerunner right now will be focused on during a Jeb Bush presidential term, that is if the Republican Party allows him to live until then. I’m convinced that Donald Trump will be the Republican presidential nominee with Jeb Bush as his running mate.

M: Dude! What are you talking about? Have you been reading Karl Rove’s latest manifesto on the William McKinley presidency from 1896 to 1901?

D: Man! Karl Rove is seriously deciding between whether to have the House of Representatives decide the 2016 election or have an assassination instead. Clearly, the Republicans are onto just creating trouble and tantrums amongst its candidates, instead of focusing on policies effecting everyday middle and working classes. Concerning the Swifton Village apartment complex in Cincinnati, Ohio, did you know that Trump’s greatest peeve are welfare recipients?   

M: Dude! You have been reading Karl Rove!

D: Man! Have not! I’ve been reading about white flight in the Bond Hill, Cincinnati neighborhood that includes the Swifton Village apartment complex. Looks like everything was going great for the predominantly white establishment until the 1960s. Trump’s father bought the Swifton Village apartment complex for half a million dollars in 1962, after the property foreclosed, and then went on to sell it for somewhere around six million in 1972. And get this: In 1969, a black male prospective buyer was turned away when he tried to purchase an apartment in that very complex, being told there were none vacated at the time of his inquiry.         

M: Dude! Did the man try to pursue a case against the apartment complex? Did he find out whether or not they were lying?

D: Man! He sought the help of a nonprofit agency that’s still in existence today, Housing Opportunities Made Equal of Greater Cincinnati, Inc., or simply known as HOME, successfully suing the apartment complex for discrimination after an undercover white couple went to the complex, made an inquiry, and were given the heads up with regards to whether there was an available vacancy.  

M: Dude! What about Donald Trump’s greatest peeve being welfare recipients?

D: Man! The Donald J. Trump avenue for doing business involves the wealthy and rich, who reside in the real estate mogul’s New York City palisades.

M: Dude! I know where you’re headed! Donald J. Trump does base-born deals on the side with real estate that is already foreclosed, or with too-high mortgages, hence, facing inevitable foreclosure; and then rehabilitates that real estate with his eye for architecture and landscaping, and sells it at profit before his next hit.

D: Man! Sounds familiar to what Governor Abbott’s Republican cronies are doing across the DFW Metroplex?

M: Dude! Yes! Across the DFW Metroplex, independent businesses belonging to minorities are being thrown out of their established premises with rents that are at an all time high. Greg Abbott’s Republican cronies—including Jeb’s son George Prescott Bush, the Texas Land Commissioner—are adopting a Trump-scale blistering for the DFW Metroplex! They are removing minority-run businesses from prime real estate locales, which they’re planning to demolish and rebuild into high end retail complexes.

D: Man! That’s a really asinine move by Greg Abbott and his Republican cronies! Don’t they know by now how President George Walker Bush’s former communications director Nicolle Wallace wears high end ready-to-wear clothes? She’s constantly hiding the designer tags attached to her attire on MSNBC’s Morning Joe!

M: Dude! That’s true! Nicolle Wallace does buy and return her wardrobe pieces! She’s the culprit at Neiman Marcus responsible for the tattered designer clothes on the department store’s hangers! Of course, I bet she purchases her returnables online, which would not be as evident as appearing in person to return as many items as she does!

D: Man! And the Reverend Al Sharpton boldly confuses his followers and listeners by insisting there is no reason to vote in the 2016 presidential primaries and on Election Day, November 8, 2016! Doesn’t he know of the independent minority businesses suffering in the DFW Metroplex because of all time high rents!

M: Dude! Does the Reverend Al Sharpton not grasp the scope of the trouble we’re going to be faced with if we get a Republican president? National Action Network’s a really great organization, but hasn’t Reverend Sharpton forgotten the common man’s plight? Has he no idea that the Republicans are all in it to win together, that if Jeb Bush wins the presidency come fall, Chris Christie’s already ready to take on the role of the United States Attorney General? Wake up, Reverend Sharpton, add a little protein to your daily salads and rethink your stance concerning there being no reason to vote.  

D: Man! The people of Iowa addressed their concerns for the declining moose populations across Iowa with Jeb Bush’s Ohioan presidential surrogate John Kasich and Kasich did not have an answer and resorted to his vulgar sense of humor, insisting that he would be sleeping with the stuffed toy moose, given to him as a souvenir, next to him that night. 

M: Dude! Forget moose, there won’t be a working or middle class in Iowa if there’s a Republican in the White House! John McCain, Mitt Romney, and now the six-dolt-candidacy of Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio, Chris Christie, John Kasich, Ted Cruz, and Donald Trump, all want to reengage in twentieth-century warfare abroad and a graver Great Depression at home. With the Great Depression, they will be able to wipe out enough of the middle and working classes, not to mention just about all Americans facing poverty.     

D: Man! Why? Can’t they see the pattern of intellectual degeneration in the Romney and Bush family dynasties from generation to generation? The nepotism they engage as part of the 2% is already showing signs of declining IQs [intelligence quotient] and plunging EQs [emotional quotient]. But they do not care to listen to the sciences, thus artificial selection and natural selection edicts do not apply to them with their propagation bias in favor of scriptural commandments.

M: Dude! We’ve got to protect our cultural heritage right now by participating in the primaries and mobilizing the Democrats into the White House. Bernie Sanders is of the people and by the people; Hillary Rodham Clinton is for the people; and Martin O’Malley’s just a great all-around, preeminent proponent of building clean energy infrastructures to gradually shift US from being entirely reliant on the fossil fuels industry without abandoning our working and middle classes while mobilizing our brothers and sisters facing poverty.

D: Man! Undecided? Vote Democrat! We cannot afford to lose so much by not voting and being faced with in consequence the Republican Party, our future generations cursing us for not caucusing and casting a ballot for the Democratic ticket in 2016! The Democrats will address, not dodge, the issues, including the declining moose populations across Iowa!