Never-Ending Reservoirs of DreamS MUST VOTE!!

(M)an: Dude! Hillary Rodham Clinton’s presentation at the fourth democratic debate Sunday night lacked depth and detail, making it very difficult for the audience, like myself, to discern her from any of the GOP contenders. Like Bernie Sanders and Martin O’Malley, I thought her attacks targeted at the Sanders campaign were Republican, while her statements in general were sketchy and untrue as O’Malley pointed out during the course of the debate. Fortunately, Bernie Sanders and Martin O’Malley were thoroughly detailed in their presentations, the cornerstone of their messaging not shifting with platitudes as Hillary Rodham Clinton’s did. 

(D)ude: Man! One dead fish ruins the aquarium! Thirty percent of the Democrats are dead fish Teabags infecting their party’s aquarium. Seventy percent of the Republicans are dead fish Tea Partiers infecting the entire ecology of human rights by restricting voting rights in the United States of America. The Teabag Democrats are conspiring with the GOP Tea Republicans to get Hillary Rodham Clinton to win the Democratic primaries in order to lose to whoever wins the Republican primaries. Come on, let’s face the facts and mourn the loss of the viable candidate that we’ve convinced our better selves to believe Hillary Rodham Clinton is! Let’s wake up as a nation and admit Bernie Sanders and Martin O’Malley’s visions align with ours, the poor and working classes, and that Sanders and O’Malley have remained consistent and committed to the vanishing middle class, a phenomenon that has brought our consumer economy to an abrupt halt.   

M: Dude! Our consumer economy is stagnating! And although I’m not particularly accusing Hillary Rodham Clinton as having ever done so—she does repeat her attire on the campaign trail, especially that teal leather coat I’m suspecting is Prada —I saw a lot of returned and worn designer brand name items hanging on the hangers at Neiman Marcus. I’ve always entered Ridgmar Mall from the Neiman Marcus wing to avoid the rush of traffic and shoppers, which has been brought to an abrupt halt too due to the vanishing middle class in the United States of America.

D: Man! You mentioned returned and worn designer brand name items hanging on the hangers at Neiman Marcus?

M: Dude! The point I was trying to make was that when there’s not a thriving middle class in a consumer democracy, even the bad habits of the 2% become detrimental to the overall health of a business, especially retail.

D: Man! I don’t follow. Huh?

M: Dude! The designer brand names are inherently cursed by consumers in the top 2% of society returning worn garments on top of not spending enough as a demographic like the middle class is proven to do if the economy is booming for the 98% of the rest of US!

D: Man! I agree, because my mother actually saved money the entire year to buy one item from after-Christmas sales at Neiman Marcus sometimes to decorate the tree we’d put up occasionally as a marker of financial endurance. The tradition of putting up a tree for Christmas remains an indulgence for my family.

M: Dude! That’s it! The two-percent blocks comprehending the ninety-eight-percent’s metrics of appreciation.

D: Man! And Hillary Rodham Clinton is one of the ones who do not appreciate, because she is protected by the monetary insulation she and her husband have accumulated with the Bushes and Washington, DC nerds like their shared Chairman of the Federal Reserve Alan Greenspan thumping for budget surpluses and deficit reductions on the backs of hard-working Americans, popularizing the mythical cure-all to everything being the privatization of government safety nets like Social Security. Keep in mind that Alan Greenspan’s span as Chairman of the Federal Reserve included 4 presidential administrations, starting in 1987 with Ronald Reagan onto Herbert Walker Bush onto Bill Clinton onto George Walker Bush, until being succeeded by Ben Bernanke.           

M: Dude! Nerds are a foundational force of nature! They are Never-Ending Reservoirs of DreamS! Alan Greenspan was a predatory capitalist, not a nerd! Well, then again, he probably was a nerd up until the time he played the clarinet at the Juilliard School. Okay, I’ll grant him the status of nerd through his dissertation years at NYU, but with a lot of hesitation since he predicted the United States housing bubble then that would burst forth into the recession of 2007 through 2009, which Ben Bernanke immediately inherited from Greenspan’s departure as Fed Reserve Chair in 2006.       

D: Man! Nerds are Never-Ending Reservoirs of DreamS! Hence, a nerd would constitute a Never-Ending Reservoir of Dreams?

M: Dude! Sure! Chairman of the Federal Reserve Ben Bernanke needed an honest president to really shine as a nerd himself and President Obama was that honest president and a never-ending reservoir of dreams as well! Of course, the coarse Democrats and the coarser Republicans emerged as far away from President Obama as possible because they, like former-nerd statistician Nate Silver, who shined bright when forecasting not-just-accurately-but-exactly the results of the 2008 Democratic presidential win through his “five-thirty-eight” blog back then, chose to become financial sector sellouts once they had attained their crowning achievements and a presence in the limelight through which the financial sector seduces its recruits.   

D: Man! They sold themselves really cheap! If they had remained never-ending reservoirs of dreams like President Obama, they would have gone on in History as champions of Martin Luther King, Jr.’s gospel of socioeconomic justice for all!  

M: Dude! Those Republican Tea Partiers and their Teabag Democrat counterparts basically ditched the greater cause for personal wealth and higher socioeconomic status for their own families. They are brokering America’s press corps and attempting to do the same with party conventions to keep voters in the dark and discourage voter mobilization in order to hide subsequent attainment of financial perks that the financial sector gives them so discriminatingly that these sellout politicians are essentially enslaved into a cycle of outright cultural decay and elucidated deception. Hillary Rodham Clinton is a Teabag Democrat and coordinating efforts with the Republican National Committee to usher herself or a Tea Partier into the White House, hence literally overthrowing all the painstaking hard work made thus far in domestic and foreign policy. Hillary Rodham Clinton placed herself in a compromised position with the Republican Party deliberately with the Benghazi, Libya tragedy, which Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney alluded to slyly as an “October surprise” time and time again earlier on the 2012 campaign trail.   

D: Man! Wait a minute! Huh?

M: Dude! President Bill Clinton’s indiscretions involve more than just marital infidelity. He chose not to pursue Osama bin Laden while in office!

D: Man! During the fourth debate, Hillary Rodham Clinton spoke of her husband as being an “emissary” if she wins the democratic nomination this spring and the American presidency this fall. But Bill Clinton’s been an intermediary, or go-between, for Hillary Rodham Clinton since she approached him in the library at Yale University during their law school years, she having appeared in the pages of Life magazine for her commencement address at Wellesley as an undergraduate, and he being just as ambitious as she with a lot more approachability socially than she. Hillary Rodham Clinton may have chastised the press in the nineties that she did not bake cookies and stand by her man in the sense that Tammy Wynette intoned in one of her chart-toppers way back when the Clintons were busy climbing parallel career ladders. What happened?    

M: Dude! She was a United States Senator for New York from January 3, 2001 to January 21, 2009, the span of the George Walker Bush Administration that commenced with the 9/11/01 terror massacre that brought President Walker Bush instant public appeal after essentially being placed in the White House by the Supreme Court of the United States. The Republicans and the Democrats, specifically during the Bush-Clinton-Bush presidencies, continued the Reagan approach to foreign affairs by equipping some sects here and others there, across the globe, with the guns and ammunition to kill across sectarian divides that was essentially the trickle down benefactors’ fascist approach to taking over the oil infrastructures across continents, from Venezuela to Iraq to Afghanistan to, if Hillary Rodham Clinton or the Republicans win the White House, Iran and Russia.           

D: Man! That’s why Hillary Rodham Clinton and the Republicans allude to having to go after the Russians and the Iranians when they speak of tightening sanctions already in place and adding more if and when the time comes. That time will definitely come if Hillary Rodham Clinton or any of the Republican contenders win the White House on election day, Tuesday, November 8, 2016.

M: Dude! Hillary Rodham Clinton was advised by her husband and then together they embarked with the conspiratorial Bush Dynasty and Tea Party Republicans and the Teabag Democrats to create the divisive political climate facing US since 2010’s Citizens United, and worsening with the 2014 midterm elections.    

D: Man! What about a wealthy terrorist like Osama bin Laden?

M: Dude! He was an essential component in the Tea Party and the Teabag slaughterhouse conglomerate inside and outside Washington, DC that included the financial services sector of the United States.

D: Man! We mustn’t lose hope! I can feel the Bern!

M: Dude! We must VOTE for Bernie Sanders! Scholarship will have ended and medieval times will have descended upon the 98% of US if Hillary Rodham Clinton or any of the Republican presidential contenders wins the White House this year.

D: Man! Ageism targeted against Bernie Sanders is deplorable. The Bern has never been more energized than he is these days.

M: Dude! Bernie Sanders is genuine and passionate about fighting for the future of US! He and Martin O’Malley are consistent and compassionate and unaffected.

D: Man! The only effective movement for change in the United States of America in the 21^st Century is for all of US to VOTE for the BERN with at least a 63% voter turnout at the polls during the 2016 primaries and presidential election! But aiming at getting 100% voter turnout is not impossible with the Bern’s authenticity and grace under pressure.