(D)ude: Man! What progressive sin did Blue Bell Creameries commit? Chipotle Restaurants committed the progressive sin of banning guns in all their establishments. But what must Blue Bell Creameries have done to come under the evil watchfulness of the dangerously discreet and dastardly Republicans?
M: Dude! The Republican Party in the United States of America is practicing how it will maneuver its political will after Donald Trump and/or Jeb Bush ascend into the White House through the very same means of ascension that got George Walker Bush the White House in 2000, through the Supreme Court comprised of far-right wingers like Alito, Scalia, and Thomas, who are so ridiculously partisan that American voters must take interest immediately in casting their ballots on Election Day, November 8, 2016 for Hillary Rodham Clinton and the Democratic Party, or suffer another Alito, Scalia, or Thomas-like anarchist being appointed to the highest court.
D: Man! Honestly, we’ve only got six legitimate justices on the Supreme Court right now! But going back to Chipotle and Blue Bell ice cream, I think that the two businesses are indicators to how the Republican Party does business via its Super-PACs, taking E. Coli and Listeria to these establishments themselves by buying insiders for anywhere between a few thousand dollars to several hundreds of thousands of dollars.
M: Dude! Remember the Keystone XL Pipeline and the two hundred thousand dollar checks being rolled out to politicians to support that disastrous endeavor? Well, if the American Voter decides not to cast a ballot on or before November 8, 2016, that American Voter will have essentially rendered policies like genocidal warfare and more progressive businesses being overtaken by Republican Party donors underhandedly via corrupt methods as seen in the outbreaks of contamination at Blue Bell Creameries and Chipotle that were deliberately carried out by funding from Republican Super-PACs.
D: Man! Genocidal warfare? Corruption to such an extreme extent? Where’s the American Press Corps? Have the Republican donors and their Super-PACs bought American journalists as well? If so, then American journalism is tainted in a time of desperate need for the American Press Corps to take the side of the American public, the majority of whom embrace the middle and working classes that they represent in their hometowns and communities. But, as in 1968, the American Press Corps is foolishly refusing to exercise its investigative integrity, hence, making it really hard for the American Voter to watch the news without doubt and fear. It is that same doubt and fear instituted by the American Press Corps in 1968, when journalists across the USA looked the other way as Bobby Kennedy and Martin Luther King, Jr. were assassinated, and the American Voter became apathetic and disconnected to the point that the Republican Party ticket won and ushered into power doomsday megalomaniac architects Richard Nixon and, among his significant others, Henry Kissinger. Right now, Donald J. Trump is borrowing heavily from the 1968 Republican presidential candidate Richard Nixon (the “silent majority” being part of Nixon’s slogan that particular year) and the 1980 Republican presidential candidate Ronald Reagan (“let’s make America great again” being part of Reagan’s campaign slogans then).
M: Dude! The 1968 Democratic National Convention came in the time of calculated unrest and eventual violence financed by the Republican Party and exploited by the American Press Corps in the United States. I say calculated because candidate Nixon was—like the almost baker’s dozen of stale candidates right now competing with Donald J. Trump for the Republican presidential nomination—banking his chances on that tragic turbulence, which was orchestrated and financed by his political party. Incidentally, Mitt Romney’s father and Michigan Governor George Romney, New York Governor Nelson Rockefeller, and California Governor Ronald Reagan all ran in 1968’s Republican Primary alongside the senior partner from the law firm Nixon, Mudge, Rose, Guthrie & Alexander [Richard Nixon].
D: Man! That tragic turbulence took the lives of Robert F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King, Jr.
M: Dude! Hence, costing generations of American Voters who came and cast their ballots and made Nixon president, and those who followed after that, their fair shake at betterment. Of course, right now we’ve got a culture of crisis where wealth is equivocated as the American dream ideal, which is misguided. The American dream ideal is having one’s civil liberties regardless of one’s societal placement in life, meaning that the working and middle classes build the United States’ foundation on which we not only thrive, but survive. Making a living has been thrown out with the bath water, and we’re programmed by American Media to vicariously prescribe to an attitude of ridiculous self consumption displayed by the top two-percent and maintain so little for ourselves and families, showers deemed as sufficient enough for the rest of the ninety-eight percent!
D: Man! That’s true and very sad!
M: Dude! What’s truly very sad is that, like Henry Kissinger, Arianna Huffington is seen as an intellectual powerhouse celebrity.
D: Man! Henry Kissinger and Arianna Huffington do exactly what Sofia Vergara does with Spanish and English in that all three descend into accented flusters and tussles when they go up against those who challenge their standpoints.
M: Dude! That’s true and very sad. What are Sofia Vergara’s standpoints?
D: Man! Sofia Vergara is a shrewd businesswoman actress! Haven’t you seen the website and advertisements for the new Ninja Coffee Bar brewer?
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