Hellish Highways To Heaven

Man! Dude! Session #344 

(D)ude: Man! Charlie Rose’s interview with Larry David aired Sunday, May 31, 2015, on CBS’s 60 Minutes. Did you watch that particular episode? Yeah? Did you notice how many times he changed his persona?   

(M)an: Dude! Yeah! The guy’s genius has gone unstudied, don't you think? I think so, given that Jerry Seinfeld and Stephen Colbert have borrowed extensively from Larry David’s catalog of personae. Charlie Rose’s interview is the first where you can hear the characters emerging from their natural originator. That uncannily high-pitched voice that Jerry Seinfeld made his own actually can be detected at various points in the interview emerging from the mastermind that is Larry David. That uncannily high-octane cunningness and equal parts ridiculousness that gets the United States Media into a frenzy over Stephen Colbert’s scripted selves and non-selves nonsense actually makes more sense coming from the genuine article of contradictory hilarity that is Larry David.  

D: Man! Speaking of contradictory hilarity, Ted Cruz’s latest book release is on shelves and basically is a tattletale account for Koch and Adelson to malign the GOP Tea Republicans for not   carrying out their duties as prescribed by these doctors of demagoguery, these billionaire capitalist soapbox orators whose soapsuds include the inflation-weary Senator Rand Paul and his father Representative Ron Paul. David Koch recommended to the pair to watch his interview with Barbara Walters from December 14, 2014, a holiday edition of the annual “10 Most Fascinating People” and included, as usual, Walters’ impeccably thorough research and, like Charlie Rose, the most fascinating questions as a result of that visible hard work.  

M: Dude! Charlie Rose and Barbara Walters could easily be considered therapeutic and investigative geniuses. But, is it true that the father and son neoconservative segregationists were advised to watch Walters’ interview with David Koch?

D: Man! Of course! Rand Paul and Ron Paul and their entire neoconservative lowbrows attain their illogic stats and figures about domestic and foreign affairs and the United States through television and film! Regarding television and film and the GOP Tea Republicans and their Teabag Democratic allies, and going back to Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David, and continuing my ratiocinating, monetary compensation is never enough to erase someone else’s hard work and genius. Larry David left Seinfeld in 1996 and the show’s finale followed in 1998. Coincidence? Nah! But look at the way Larry David’s managed to go onto other innovative and original endeavors whereas Jerry Seinfeld’s only managed to keep his television serial syndicated through reruns. Larry David is to Jerry Seinfeld what Joe Montana is to Tom Brady.    

M: Dude! Can you not ratiocinate nor cerebrate? Reminds me of Victor Frankenstein and the unnamed Prometheus that Frankenstein creates and rejects in horror as a result of the sheer unpleasantness of his creation’s outward appearance. But the GOP Tea Republicans of the new millennium wouldn’t know, would they? Of course, they probably couldn’t have made it through high school English year after year without figuring out that the monstrosity that Mary Shelley named only in her classic’s alternate title, The Modern Prometheus, was actually soulful and kindhearted to the extent that at one point he is given the opportunity to converse and assist an elderly gentleman who cannot see and, therefore, befriends him as a result of blindness.  

D: Man! Speaking of humans without perception due only to their obstructionist tantrums and genuine lack of comprehension of the in and outs of policymaking because of sheer bigotry and a whole lot of greed, and the fragile, inflated, covert operative egos of their billionaire donors, I suspect the Republican Tea GOP and their Teabag Democratic accomplices pocket a significant percentage of finances allocated publicly towards infrastructure with a lot of celebratory pageantry of these neoconservative ninnies conducting deceptive press briefings and ribbon cuttings on the outside while looting local, state, and federal government on the inside. 

M: Dude! Since the meteoric ascension of the muffling George Walker Bush from Texas Governor to United States President #43, the GOP and their TEABAGS and the United States Press Corps have colluded and campaigned to keep American Voters from participating in Elections and realizing just how powerful and pivotal their participation is to keeping US democratic and safe from Harm’s ways, like the covert operatives presiding over and inside the Republican Tea GOP and Democratic TEABAGS. The reason why the highway system inserted into the heart of the DFW Metroplex is off-limits to the general public through the economically unaffordable tolls is because the infrastructure itself—the structural integrity specifically—cannot sustain the battery of traffic physically as the toll-free highways do.

D: Man! Aren’t there ever any sanctions on the GOP and their TEABAGS and the United States Press Corps’ collusions?

M: Dude! The Supreme Court of the United States could, but American Voters must take responsibility for getting our democracy up and running again and that includes only one track and that pathway is to cast a ballot in the 2016 Presidential Election Cycle. American Voters do impose sanctions upon politicians, through registering to vote and then actually completing this overwhelmingly complex mission by showing up to vote on or before Election Day. American Voters must hold themselves accountable for the collapse of America’s rigor and robustness. If you don’t vote, your priorities won’t get prioritized by those who are covertly elected as a direct result of your inaction!

D: Man! Ouch! That’s painful! By not mobilizing American Voters to really embrace their role in representative democracies, the GOP and TEABAGS and US Press Corps essentially hold the reigns to our lives and liberty not just in the United States of America, but over all the world through their threefold cartel. It is a threefold cartel of politicians and lobbyists, journalists, and oligarchs because of the Citizens United Ruling by the SCOTUS. But if the citizenry truly were to stand united, we could easily change the course of a recurring cyclic history of partisanship, prejudice, and pick-pocketing by the GOP and TEABAGS and US Press Corps that keep US stagnant and our diversities suppressed.