Pledge Tones Counseling Session #1, Part II

Counseling Session #1, Part II

Client: Tom Brady hasn’t brought back the glory days of Joe Montana’s calls on the football field, has he? No. Joe Montana was a coach-quarterback combination player on and off the football field. Where has that sportsmanship gone? The National Football League needs an algorithm to measure the missed timings on the football field made by Tom Brady and the Patriots. Remember the time where there was no player available for Tom Brady to throw the ball to in the middle of the game? Yeah. Tom Brady’s a chronic cheater with this being the first championship win since the spy-gate saga.

Pledge Tones: There is a history of behind-the-scenes violations that make the current win just as stale with unfairness?

Client: Yes and I remain steadfast convinced that Brady already knew the Seahawks’ blueprints. The last play was interpreted as being a miscalculation on the part of the Seattle Seahawks, with Coach Carroll taking full responsibility for that call. Tom Brady’s movement and momentum are not breathtaking like Joe Montana’s and lack the fluidity that accompanies fair play. I thought Katy Perry’s insistence afterwards that folks not be allowed to replicate and sell the shark costumes from her halftime performance laughable.

Pledge Tones: The shark costumes were extraordinarily banal. There is an undeniable zest and vigor present in fair play. The accompanying exhilaration on the victors’ faces is palpable. But it wasn’t present at the conclusion of this year’s Super Bowl, was it?

Client: Speaking of fair play, the American Press Corps has never had consistency in movement and momentum has it? Its playbook is just as riddled with missed timings. The double talk by the status quo is achingly obvious to audiences worldwide and the resultant double takes by the American Press Corps are just horrific. Look at the NCAA reinstating Penn State’s 112 wins with Joe Paterno, the coach who provided a safe haven to the serial child molester Jerry Sandusky, the assistant coach who was convicted of 45 counts of child molestation in 2012. And yet Little League International is revoking the national championship from Chicago’s Jackie Robinson West team on the grounds of a technicality that their attorney Victor Henderson is investigating whether or not was deliberately propelled forth to single out this particular youth team for errors clearly made by management at the start of the season.      

Pledge Tones: The Little League International organization seems to have overlooked the need to necessitate such an investigation at the beginning of the Little League World Series.

Client: And to subject all the teams in the League to such technicalities from the start. Reminds me of how Speaker of the House John Boehner misreports the truth of the matter with Benjamin Netanyahu and President Obama and the American Press Corps insists upon taking sides with Speaker Boehner and reporting unfounded animosity from within the White House towards the Israeli Prime Minister when in fact the GOP and likeminded Democrats are only distracting from the fact that they are attempting to place the nation in peril through not continuing funding the Department of Homeland Security in another one of their efforts to get the American people to criticize the Obama Administration for problems that the Congressional Republican Majority is ill-prepared and unwilling to study and debate and resolve, just like President George Walker Bush’s eight years of creating such global crises as to warrant the designing of the Department of Homeland Security. Goodness! I know the national press corps has mortgages to pay and family lives, but the bigotry has gotten unbearable. It was painfully apparent in the Saturday Night Live 40^th Anniversary Special, the three and a half hour plummet due to Lorne Michaels’ neediness to be put on a pedestal. The first hour held a lot of promise but that too began to wane as time went on and on and on and on. Did you watch?

Pledge Tones: Yes. You brought up how bigotry was painfully apparent in the broadcast, which tethered on its creator’s need to be glorified. Would you assess the Congressional Republican Majority similarly?

Client: How so exactly?

Pledge Tones: In terms of the need to hear praises for oneself being sung aloud, would you categorize the United States Congress as having a similar pomp and performance deficits due to an undiversified majority?

Client: Sure. And that’s the kicker. The names present at the SNL special all agreed that the evening was like a high school reunion. Have there been studies done where researchers have recorded the interaction amongst attendees of high school reunions and found out the degree to which race plays a factor in how those present at such functions congregate? As the SNL gathering went on, this particular elephant in the room appeared to balloon out at an increasingly faster rate. I think the same can be said of Speaker Boehner and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell. They address the press like they’re the President of the United States. It brings to bare the fact that the GOP is interfering haphazardly in already deep and troubling waters of international diplomacy, equivocating domestic legislation anyway they can, including sending punting squanderers like Scott Walker, Chris Christie, and Rand Paul on whirlwind tours abroad when their own states of Wisconsin, New Jersey, and Kentucky are struggling in a twentieth century corporate takeover of statewide government that is reminiscent of fascism and state capitalism that the GOP shamelessly accuses President Putin of practicing in efforts by Sheldon Adelson and the Koch Brothers to create another Cold War with Russia so the Bush Dynasty and they can take over the oil and gas infrastructure in Russia and Ukraine and the European Union in their drive for totalitarian supremacy.

Pledge Tones: How would you recommend we as a global society counter the oil and gas infrastructures and move into an era of new wealth and an egalitarian economic model of human interaction?

Client: The blueprints made available by Tesla Motors could be utilized to bring about global liberation from classes and castes and nepotistic domination that are inherent in the GOP’s oil and gas plans for tomorrow. President Putin’s seriously considering liberating Russia from oil and gas commerce models and constructing solar farms and solar engineering firms that embrace the worker as not just an employee but a stockholder too. Have you ever noticed how Wal-Mart employees used to be able to stand shoulder to shoulder with company executives and there was a real movement and momentum forward that dissolved after 9/11/01?

Pledge Tones: Yes? (To be continued…)