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Man! Dude! Session #318

(D)ude: Man! The Democratic Party is exhibiting a terrible internal disconnect between its brilliant candidates running for office and the nil-wit field directors it designates as official spokespeople.    

(M)an: Dude! Case in point?

D: Man! I’m hoping the transcript to Ed Schultz’s MSNBC television broadcast Friday at 4 PM will be made available soon! You’ve got to see how the Fort Bend [Texas] Democratic Party’s spokesperson Sarah Slamen very calculatedly rerouted the Democratic Party’s urgent message for American Voters to realize how critical their registering to vote right now and then casting their ballots on or before November 4, 2014 is in this year’s crucial midterm elections.          

M: Dude! Sarah Slamen goes by the name “Victorian Prude” on her Twitter account and identifies herself as a public speaker and then reiterates that the opinions she shares are her own but that she is the field director for the Fort Bend Democrats nevertheless.        

D: Man! Exactly! Sarah Slamen speaks as if spewing into glasses of water that were originally half full. Clearly, she’s one of the sneaky serpents placed inside the Democratic Party by Republican operatives to degrade the level of intellectual fluidity that defines the Democrats and is in peril if the Republicans manage to win both houses of the United States Congress on Election Day Tuesday, November 4, 2014.   

M: Dude! American Voters must register to vote and then actually cast their ballots before or on Election Day Tuesday November 4, 2014!

D: Man! Here’s the transcript! Upon being asked to confirm Texas as a low voter turnout state by Ed Shultz, this is how Sarah Slamen responded,

“Yes sir, it is. We have the lowest turnout in the nation. We’re also very big.

It’s 26-million person state. The gerrymandering has not

helped for people as far as, you know, if they could feel

represented by whoever is running but yes, we definitely suffer from low turnout not low voter registration.”   

M: Dude! That’s how the Republican Party leadership prevaricates. Take Texas Republican Senator Ted Cruz’s latest calculated cockamamie burble in defense of Mitt Romney’s signature saucy return, “Corporations are people, my friend!”

D: Man! Yes! Standing before the Senate against the Democratic Party’s campaign finance amendment to restrict corporations from demanding free speech rights through John Roberts’s SCOTUS January 21, 2010 decision Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, Senator Ted Cruz squawked about television’s Lorne Michaels of Saturday Night Live fame being jailed for jesting politicians.            

M: Dude! That’s how the Republican Party leadership postulates pronouncements. What is just isn’t and what isn’t just is. Accordingly, Senator Ted Cruz disclosed the Republican Party’s next doodad for America’s elites and their corporate interests, that being the end of all political satire and freedom of expression.   

D: Man! With the same careful reasoning as Democratic House Leader Representative Nancy Pelosi’s about Ted Cruz’s burble, I don’t know if Sarah Slamen didn’t know what she was talking about, or if she intentionally wanted to downplay and detract from the criticalness of Americans registering to vote and then casting their ballots for the Democratic Ticket on or before Election Day Tuesday November 4, 2014.   

M: Dude! Likewise, the ad with the unidentified female speaking against Scottish Independence that Chris Matthews aired on his show Hardball Thursday, September 18, 2014 misfired in the exact same fashion as the foolish Sarah Slamen being placed by Republican operatives to sabotage the Democratic Party from within.     

D: Man! Sarah Slamen is just as contrived in her messaging as the unidentified woman in that commercial.      

M: Dude! They’re actresses! Both women are treacherously undermining the causes that they pretend to champion and espouse.

D: Man! Of course! Sarah Slamen does just as terrible a job at ideology as that unidentified woman’s offensive chitchat in front of the cameras,

“My Paul is worse than the telly these days. He will not leave off about the referendum. He started again first thing this morning. ‘Have you made a decision yet?’ I was like, it’s too early to be discussing politics; you eat your cereal.”

It’s not much time left for me to make a decision. But there`s only so many hours in the day. And one thing I do know, I will not be gambling with my children`s future. You know what? I`ve made up my mind. I`m going to do what`s best for Scotland. So, that will be a no from me.”

M: Dude! Gordon Brown’s advocating Scottish Independence was sincere as are Democrats encouraging transparency in United States Government alongside the backing of Republicans like the retired United States Army Colonel Lawrence Wilkerson and Independents such as Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont.

D: Man! It is duplicitous spokespeople inside the Democratic Party placed by Republican operatives like Sarah Slamen who are steadfastly maligning the Democratic Ticket by not directly addressing, for example, the Dream Action Coalition’s leadership that is demanding action by the President of the United States on immigration reform.