cruel realities coinciding with having boots on the ground

Man! Dude! Session #313

(M)an: Dude! The American Press Corps is feigning negligence because of its unethical

attempts to bias US readers towards casting ballots for the Republican Party in this fall’s midterm elections. Our homeland press is falsely reporting the Democratic Party as being in peril when the fact is the Democratic National Committee has outraised the Republican National Committee thus far.

(D)ude: Man! Obviously wanting to influence American voters towards a preference for the Republican Party, the American Press Corps has transformed into a pulp fiction conglomerate organization. But the Republican Party and the American Press Corps have been in alignment with each other politically long before Quentin Tarantino. Yeah, Quentin Tarantino’s 51, born in 1963, after the 1950-1955 epoch that beckoned the term that he singlehandedly redefined for the ages.

M: Dude! The American Press Corps and the Republican Party leadership deserve a John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson writhing. Yeah. A Jules Winnfield and Vincent Vega lecturing is just what the American Press and GOP deserve right now. But there’s a way forward far more sophisticated and effective, and the only way forward, is for us to register to vote and report to our designated polling places on or before Election Day Tuesday November 4, 2014 and cast our ballots for the Democratic Ticket.     

D: Man! Yeah. And Senator Harry Reid of Nevada can seek redemption for his recent cultural slights to the Asian Chamber of Commerce by reinstituting the national political career aspirations of his brilliant former regional representative, and now Nevadan State Senator Ruben Kihuen. State Senator Ruben Kihuen’s birthplace being Mexico disadvantaged him in the eyes of his peers and colleagues.

M: Dude! I agree. Just because he’s ineligible for the United States Presidency doesn’t mean that Nevadan State Senator Ruben Kihuen should be sidelined from the United States Congress. I’d choose Ruben Kihuen as Senator Reid’s reinstatement either way, if Nevadan Democrats choose to have Reid on the ticket or not. It is the responsibility of Harry Reid to oversee the rise of such a bright star as Ruben Kihuen.

D: Man! If Harry Reid can right the terribly wrong recommendation of his that Ruben Kihuen not run for the United States House of Representatives before, not only will Kihuen regain his strength to soar, Reid will be forgiven or at least a step in the right direction of actively seeking clemency on all levels for his cultural insensitivity and outright disrespect.

M: Dude! Have you been following the news out of Pakistan? No? There are three characters out of there uncannily like Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, and a compound composite of Julian Assange and Edward Snowden.

D: Man! Really? Pakistan? Who is the equivalent to Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, and that compound composite of Julian Assange and Edward Snowden?

M: Dude! Who is whose equivalent?

D: Man! I don’t know. Oh! Okay! I get it. Go on. Elaborate, please. Who’s whose equivalent?

M: Dude! Mitt Romney is Asif Zardari, the current co-chair of the Pakistan People’s Party. Paul Ryan is Imran Khan, the former cricketer turned philanthropist turned the chair of the Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf or quote unquote Movement for Justice.   

D: Man! How so?

M: Dude! Like Mitt Romney’s incessant desire and multiple attempts for the United States Presidency, Asif Zardari is returning to power in Pakistani politics as we speak. Mitt Romney is the face of a physical revolt dressed as a traditionalist revolution of ideas and concepts that many in his party have declared Christian in scope while paralleling their Democratic opponents as antagonists.   

D: Man! So the American Press Corps is trying to hide the hideousness on the inside over here, over there, and, basically everywhere on earth! Isn’t the American Press Corps allowing newsreels to come out of Pakistan declaring Zardari as wholesome and totally against the chaos and violence erupting on the streets of Islamabad right now?

M: Dude! The United States of America is not engaging boots on the ground for a very critical reason. Zardari befriends criminals and recruits male followers who carry out violent schemes that cheat and harass the electorate without ever identifying Zardari who they mistaken for a friend that has their best interests at heart. And the American Press Corps hasn’t ever questioned Benazir Bhutto’s status as a martyr right now on her website online despite having contrived her entire country and collaborated with George Herbert Walker Bush in the worst interests for the disenfranchised of Pakistan and all of South Asia.     

D: Man! And how is Imran Khan like Paul Ryan? Are they both just pretty facades behind which there resides zero shame and total scam?

M: Dude! Zardari’s People’s Party lost the elections recently. The Pakistan People’s Party and Zardari did not win respectably therefore now they are maneuvering disreputably subversively like the Mitt Romney. Likewise, Imran Khan’s Movement for Justice also lost the elections recently. Like Zardari, Khan was confident that his Tehreek-e-Insaf would win legitimately but it too lost. And, like Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan pairing up and losing the election as presidential and vice presidential candidates for the Republican Party, Zardari and Khan are collaborating subversively now, just how the Republican Party refuses to acknowledge their cheating strategies like voter suppression tactics that they soft-pedal as campaigns against voter fraud.     

D: Man! And who is the compound composite equivalent to Julian Assange and Edward Snowden?

M: Dude! Dr. Tahir-ul-Qadri is too subversively linked to Zardari as is Khan. The three want to oust Nawaz Sharif in the name of Islam and Democracy in Pakistan. Whereas Zardari’s got his spoils and son like Jeb Bush and George Prescott Bush, and Khan’s got his God Complex and two sons as well, Tahir-ul-Qadri is essentially an unknown misdirecting ambiguity like Assange and Snowden.