Man! Dude! Session #261

(M)an: Dude! Chris Christie’s stand on the issues is becoming quite clear with his campaigning for Governors Rick Perry of Texas and Governor Rick Scott in Florida. Why hasn’t the American Press focused on this proxy politics by now?

(D)ude: Man! Why hasn’t the American Press covered the Moral Monday events taking place across the nation? I believe the American Press is aligned with big money status quo Republican Tea Partiers and deliberately look the other way instead of investigating the ties that bind every nation in the world to the United States extremists that could be considered the new wave of the Koch Klutz Klan.

M: Dude! You’re onto something there, Afghanistan under George W. Bush, was at one point under private contractors proxy producing opium poppy fields for the sake of creating heroin. I believe David S. Rohde wrote about it in detail in a 2013 book pleading for quote unquote diplomacy, development, and trade.

D: Man! Beyond War: Reimagining American Influence in a New Middle East?

M: Dude! That’s the one! David S. Rohde tells of the ways of private contractors versus the practices of the United States Military. Clearly, in the end, if you want to rebuild and empower a vulnerable nation, your best chance of succeeding in those efforts only exists with the men and women of the United States Military. Private contractors sent into the country by the Bush administration probably deliberately planned the production of opium poppy by the Afghans.

D: Man! I know why there were half-hearted efforts and private contractors in the Middle East then: George W. Bush. The then-president was never committed to freedom for the Iraqis or the Afghans. George W. Bush was totally entrenched in efforts to perpetuate war in the Middle East, his father having laid the foundations for upheavals in the regions.

M: Dude! When the United States Military went in to investigate and research and implement new approaches and projects to reinvigorate the Afghans, our sons and daughters in uniform proved the most effective and efficient and, by far, the only honest ambassadors of sought change hands down.

D: Man! What must happen in Kiev, Ukraine? Should our sons and daughters in uniform be deployed? I think ambassadors to the nations in turmoil ought to be servicemen and servicewomen so that the President of the United States can select a warrior with a heart and strength to survive an attack on these precariously located consulates.

M: Dude! Regarding Kiev, Ukraine, I am quite certain that State Department Spokesperson Victoria Nuland would be under investigation by the Congressional Republicans if she was not affiliated with them some way underground.

D: Man! Victoria Nuland’s ties to the 2012 Benghazi, Libya attack, having been the one to draft the talking points for Ambassador to the United Nations Susan Rice, makes me suspicious. Kind of like the way incompetent Kentucky Senator Rand Paul has been lambasting Bill Clinton as a quote unquote sexual predator. I think, like Victoria Nuland,  the Republican Party placed into the Clinton White House Monica Lewinsky. Is it coincidence that Lewinsky’s family background and Nuland’s religion are Judaism?

M: Dude! Going back to the Lewinsky affair and the subsequent George W. Bush two-term presidency, President Clinton—without Hillary Rodham Clinton’s awareness—forged ties that bound him to the Bush Dynasty. But, being the Republican Party, the Bushes have now turned their backs on Bill Clinton significantly to wedge Jeb Bush into the White House.

D: Man! The Republican Party is a cutthroat institution, literally! They slaughter and slander and eat, drink, and defecate lies. Even the NFL is not as dangerous as the Bush Dynasty and its Republican Party. Both George Herbert Walker and George W. Bush inherited lootings from the time of Nazi-Germany via their patriarch Prescott Bush. They have now advanced their pillaging to perfection so much so that the American people do not even know of the tax havens and the lootings and subsequent treasure troves at all.

M: Dude! The Bushes figured out that you must go after the Democratic Party in a multicultural fashion. Senator Bob Menendez of New Jersey started out a strident Cuban-American Democrat, but was set up by the Republican Party alleging trysts with prostitutes in the Dominican Republic. Senator Menendez got so frazzled by the allegations that he bowed out of being an outspoken Democrat and resigned to supporting the Republican Party after GOP operatives managed to videotape the alleged underage prostitutes confessing otherwise, vindicating Senator Menendez.

D: Man! The National Football League would be best advised to sign Michael Sam to the Seattle Seahawks. I think their owner Paul Allen, CEO Peter McLoughlin, general manager John Schneider, and coach Pete Carroll especially are class acts with really high expectations for their players to be just as classy and dignified. Michael Sam has carried himself with such dignity and bravery that the Seahawks will most likely win the 2015 Super Bowl with him onboard, God willing.

M: Dude! These NFL recruiters have a lot to learn from the Seahawks personnel. Did you notice that Coach Carroll had a hold on the conduct of the players, specifically Richard Sherman, at Super Bowl 48?

D: Man! Coach Carroll really had Richard Sherman in close watch. I still think Sherman feigned the ankle injury at the end of the obvious win against the Denver Broncos in order to allow all his team of brothers to get a chance to savor the field and be able to later say that they had not just been sidelined, but actually played in the game.

M: Dude! You may be right. When the higher ups are openhearted, as the Seahawks’ Allen, McLoughlin, Schneider, and Coach Carroll were during Super Bowl 48 and the entire season actually, then you have a team that is open-minded and sensitive to one another. I think the culture of respectful camaraderie that Coach Carroll and his players displayed at the championship was worthy of Michael Sam’s coming career in professional football.

D: Man! These guys and gals who believe that a gay football player will create a chemical imbalance in the locker room are pure P-H-u-c-k-s!

M: Dude! P-H-u-c-k-s? Oh, yeah! I get it! P-H-u-c-k-s!