Treachery In Motion

(D)ude: Man! Chris Christie is Governor of New Jersey and Chair of the Republican Governors Association, which leads me to suspect that the George Washington Bridge traffic mess lasting 4 days last September, was actually the strategizing of the Republican Party because of their sincere efforts to import the corruption mechanisms put into place by Republican businessmen such as Mitt Romney, the Koch Brothers, and Sheldon Adelson abroad through their companies and conferences.

(M)an: Dude! Are Mitt Romney and the Koch Brothers the Mao and Stalin that Stephen Hawking forewarns about in terms of particle theorems playfully in his lighthearted and brilliant 2013 autobiography?

D: Man! Seriously! Hawking’s latest masterpiece, My Brief History, has me concerned about quantum fields just as much as the furthering of soul deterioration within the United States status quo political clubs of the GOP since the confirmation of Clarence Thomas to the Supreme Court in  1991 and the voter fraud campaigns that have been put into place for the 2014 Midterms by Republican state legislators and the Congressional Republicans that have retired to spas across the DC area to tend to their nails and tans in the guise of obstructionism.      

M: Dude! The Republican Party is purposefully coming across as bemused and laid back leaders who are protecting the American people from additional taxes via gutting the attempts of the President of the United States to help the working poor and the middle class. Do you think that the fracking and chemical spill chaos unfolding across the United States, just today in West Virginia where the situation has been declared a national emergency, affects the upper classers and wealthy?

D: Man! Sheldon Adelson and the Koch Brothers are the new cocky klutzes alongside the followers they recruit and train to overturn the system of democratic justice and fairness in the United States that protects people from total anarchical messes, Adelson and Koch recruits like Chris Christie, Edward Snowden and Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker.

M: Dude! I initially believed that there existed a socioeconomic exploitation of the communities where the fracking sites are setup, presuming that the neighborhoods were lower income and working class, but I was wrong. The golf course neighborhood in West Fort Worth where Martina Navratilova once resided is less than a mile away from one fracking site. And there have been reports of minor earthquakes in the Southwest side of Fort Worth. Remember the party with the sudden fireworks-like effects?  

D: Man! I swear that the earth moves under my bed every night I spend the evening with my parents. And the fossil fuel companies are perpetrating fairly respectable communities because of the lack of government regulations and personal accountability. Reminds me of the way Chris Christie presided over his exhaustively bogus apology staged before the New Jersey Press yesterday. Did you notice how conveniently dulled and inaudible the inquiries were and how loud and circumvent Christie’s responses got throughout the 105 minutes worth of jibber jabber?  

M: Dude! Chris Christie is the precursor to the planned treachery being scheduled in those DC nail and tan spas by the gerrymandering and voter fraud scammers that constitute the GOP right now. Chris Christie, Bridgette Kelly, and David Goldstein are the Edward Snowdens of New Jersey, backed by heavy money from underground financiers like Adelson and the Koch Brothers, et al.  

D: Man! Have their financiers too guaranteed them bright futures? Is that the reason behind David Wildstein’s lawyer’s smiling demeanor before the New Jersey Transportation Committee Assembly yesterday? Reminded me of Grover Norquist’s cocky klutzy eyes with which he attempts to seduce cameras and audiences. It’s like he cannot help but showoff that his parents contributed two recessive alleles in order to produce the gray eyes that he accents with salacious eyebrow maneuvers.      

M: Dude! The George Washington Bridge closures of 2013 was an attempt by the Republican Party of both Bush Administrations to make the city of New York vulnerable to a possible attack like nine-eleven-o-one upon the shoulders of the federal government. Likewise, I believe Rudy Giuliani’s bragging to Oprah Winfrey about his record as the United States attorney and mayor of New York City is a breakthrough ah-ha moment that must be delved into by federal prosecutors because Rudy Giuliani is a shady character when considering what he revealed to Winfrey about his run ins with the Sicilian mafia.

D: Man! I remember that interview! And wasn’t Rudy Giuliani on Chris Christie’s campaign bus tour right up to the very last minute?   

M: Dude! These are Rudy Giuliani’s own words: I don't think anybody prosecuted more mafia members than I did. Certainly, no one sent them to prison for the lengthy periods of time than I did. A contract was put out on me the first year that I was the mayor by the Sicilian mafia," Giuliani says. "They offered $800,000 to kill me. Then, toward the end of the time I was the mayor, a particular mafia guy who we convicted and put in jail for 100 years, put out a contract to kill me for $400,000. I kind of felt bad that I went down in value -- I started at 800, I went down to 400. I didn't worry as much about the organized criminals. Now, when we start talking about Islamic extremist terrorism -- that worries me more, because they are suicidal. Part of why I didn't worry about the mafia was because there was a certain rationality to their kind of violence. This other kind of violence is completely irrational violence.

D: Man! Is there an auditor in the federal government that can be assigned to investigate what exactly happened to the Sandy Relief funds under Chris Christie and the “more than $230 million” worth of gold and silver bars from the Bank of Nova Scotia’s vault recovery that Rudy Giuliani had overseen and after which Giuliani insisted on halting the efforts of the New York City Fire Department to recover bodies of their fallen comrades and others who perished on that haunting and tragic day: Nine eleven o one?

M: Dude! I don’t know! I just don’t know. Chris Christie and Ted Cruz were parts of the Bush dynasty. That’s where they got their start and training. And is violence ever rational?