Man! Dude! Session #205

(M)an: Dude! Priceless lives were lost at the Washington Navy Yard yesterday in Washington, D.C. due to the effects of the Republican Party’s felonious automatic spending cuts known simply as The Sequester.

(D)ude: Man! If the loss of American lives at home, due to a criminal mind orchestrating around the flaws in national security at the moment because of the budget sequestration imposed by the Congressional Republicans making US vulnerable, does not provoke a movement to seek out one’s voting rights in the citizenry then I am going to go and live out the rest of my days in London like Kevin Spacey. 

M: Dude! Life abroad only betters for the affluent. If the American electorate fails to vote for the return of the Democratic Party to the House of Representatives, both chambers actually for total effects really, life at home will only better for the affluent here as well!  

D: Man! The Navy reported the final suspect was awarded medals in National Defense Service and Global War on Terrorism Service. What could have possibly gone wrong yesterday that he was not searched when he drove into the Navy Yard parking lot?

M: Dude! There were reportedly three suspects, but through the course of yesterday’s investigations, two were declared not to be suspects after all. However, access to the Navy Yard requires official identification and the suspect knew beforehand about the clearances provided to frequenters with official identification.   

D: Man! To think that there were possibly a group of three to begin with makes me wonder whether or not the other two were halfway accomplices. There were talks about government contractors and I thought about the Benghazi, Libya ordeal and the facts about the government contractors hired during the George W. Bush years that stayed on when President Obama came into office.      

M: Dude! The only reason the Republican Party continues making a major issue out of such a tragedy is because of its personal desire to control all branches of the United States government. In fact, Rand Paul and Chris Christie are so entrenched in this mentality of having won already that they’re purported to have started a back-and-forth between themselves as to who shall be what Republican nominee for 2016.   

D: Man! The Voting Rights Act of 1965 ought to be reinstated fully upon the heartlessness demonstrated by the Republican Party since the Supreme Court’s striking down Section 4(b) of the Act and handed responsibility to resuscitate the entire legislation to the already dysfunctional to the point of inaction Congressional Republicans.

M: Dude! There’s a Republican Congressman that has brought up the quote unquote serious flaws partly driven by cost cutting. Republican Representative Mike Turner of John Boehner’s Ohio’s tenth district is also a ranking member on the United States House Committee on Armed Forces and most likely trying to incriminate the White House and Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel for the cost cuts. 

D: Man! I think the Republican Party will probably most likely incriminate itself and the Republican austerity measures like The Sequester in the final analysis. And I think Defense Secretary Hagel’s accepting his present position from President Obama is a tough wound to heal in the GOP’s game of thorns.

M: Dude! Game of thorns is all the GOP’s GOT! But for the past several days I have sensed a troubling trend amongst the American Press on the left end too. Specifically, now that President Obama’s Administration is up and running for a second term to serve the American people as the President stated last week, Richard Wolffe has already written and is actively promoting his latest book critical of the interplay between David Axelrod, David Plouffe, Jim Messina, and Jay Carney.

D: Man! Hey! Today’s Richard Wolffe’s forty-fourth birthday! Awesome! President Obama is the incumbent forty-fourth president of the United States! Get it? Forty-fourth and forty-fourth! You know I’m a great astrologer. Let’s see… Richard Wolffe is a Virgo and the second ring on Saturn is mighty and the third Sun in the next solar systems that the Voyager is heading towards nowadays is absolutely stunningly aglow like all Virgo hearts.  

M: Dude! Seriously? Seriously, Richard Wolffe commented on President Obama’s gun control legislation efforts and how the National Rifle Association had proven far more effective in its goals. However, if realistically reexamined, the Republican Party’s gerrymandering, redistricting, and being Corporate America’s pawns instead of men and women of integrity and personal intellect is quite inferior to anything to come out of the reelection campaign headquarters of Messina et al.

D: Man! They say that electrons are what move around and create the distinctly interstellar sounds in space. But on Earth, we hear according to the collision of air particles. But, all in all, your screams cannot be heard in space and the Voyager’s power will most likely run out by 2025, which is a disappointment, considering the device would have to travel or travail 14,000 to 28,000 years to get out of our sun’s grasp.

M: Dude! Defense spending is going to be rising at an annual rate of 2.1% under the Republican Sequester from 2014 to 2023. Clearly, we have got to get these GOP dandelions out of the American soil starting right now. The Republican Party leadership from the fringes is actually not too outside the loop anymore. Their stressing trickle down economics from the Reagan era is off the mark entirely and the indignant hatred for foreign diplomacy could not have been better expressed then by Republican Senator Lindsey Graham recently to fundraisers about his personal disappointment over the United State not taking on a military strike solution to solving the conflict in Syria.

D: Man! Senator Lindsey Graham was actually disappointed? And Richard Wolffe considers what is unfolding in the chemical weapons negotiations as being a sign of weakness on the Obama Administration? Even I know enough to know how hard negotiations can become! Did you know I had to lecture two toddler factions on the playground this past weekend? My sister asked me to come join in on the fun, but little did I know that there would be such agonies at fourteen and sixteen months old unfolding in an otherwise idyllic setting. My mouth ran dry in the end when the toddlers finally stopped haranguing one another over the climbers and crawlers and, yes, the slides!