Man! Dude! Session #178

(D)ude: Man! Dinesh D’Souza’s political documentary “America” is scheduled to be released on the Fourth of July 2014.  

(M)an: Dude! Dinesh D’Souza, et al pushed for political overhaul and the insurgence of Tea Party Express Republicans with books like 2010’s The Roots of Obama’s Rage, in which D’ Souza wrongly ascertains that President Obama is like an angry colonialist due to his father’s Kenyan roots.

D: Man! Who exactly comprises the et al?

M: Dude! Well, for the first propaganda film, “2016: Obama’s America”, released during the 2012 presidential campaign, D’Souza enlisted Gerald R. Molen as producer. Molen, the Academy Award winning co-producer of 1993’s Schindler’s List, is the born and bred Midwesterner actively involved in the Latter-day Saints who collaborated alongside Jewish American Spielberg and Croatian Transcontinental Branko Lustig to bring to international cinema the story of the German Businessman Oskar Schindler.

D: Man! Was Oskar Schindler a Righteous Genteel? I’ve heard of him as initially being a Nazi war profiteer. Is that right?

M: Dude! Whoever saves one life saves the world entire! Oskar Schindler witnessed a massacre as part of Operation Reinhard in Krakow, Poland during which he intellectually outmaneuvers fellow Nazis like SS Lt. Amon Goeth for the first time in order to save Jews in a physical battle of wits that involves constantly having to outthink the suspicious and vigilante Nazis.  

D: Man! Do you think Dinesh D’Souza, et cetera are pushing for political overhaul and the insurgence of Groundswell Republicans as initiated by Clarence Thomas’ wife and brought to millennials via the launch of the Pivot Network this morning?

M: Dude! Seriously, I think Kentucky Senator Rand Paul and New Jersey Governor Chris Christie are orchestrating the difference between themselves when, in actuality, they are like two peas in a pod or two moths resulting from what initially was promised in entirety, which were two living butterflies.

D: Man! Is the Republican Party basically stomping its feet on purpose around the proposals the Obama Administration presents because the GOP is onto an operative that, like the Tea Party Express in 2009 and 2010, totally will blow to smithereens any hope and change in the legislative branch of national government, and maybe even Republicans gaining the United States Senate as well as managing an even stronger stronghold in the House of Representatives? 

M: Dude! History is repeating itself again, and the Republican Party has all the answers figured out and written on the palms of its hands, but isn’t budging because of the chance of being figured out. It is really something when the Obama Administration has adopted transparency, but their Republican counterparts are not even listening to any of the President’s words, Speaker Boehner electing to have his spokesperson Michael Steel address matters prematurely. Remember that?

D: Man! Apparently, Steel and Boehner already had such fervent preconceived notions about what the President would say that they gave a response to the President’s speech way before he had even addressed his audience in Chattanooga, Tennessee on Tuesday.

M: Dude! If the Republican Party is able to successfully sell the notion to millennials that the Groundswell GOP is the pivot of their lives, then our democracy is in big trouble.

D: Man! Pivoting on the basketball court can cause confusion? Or is it just my inability to play billiards?

M: Dude! Some of both, perhaps?

D: Man! Maybe! My Uncle Bo diagnosed me as having just-about-failed high school geometry. He was wrong. I passed all my classes with flying B minuses, but did struggle throughout seventh grade in drama. Do you think that could be the source of my imbalance on the court and with a cue stick?

M: Dude! The GOP is selling images and experiences of ideals to the millennials through television and movies. But what is the point of supporting a party like the United States Republicans if they refuse to legislatively back millennial concerns and wellbeing?  

D: Man! All this is conservative propagandist drama? The whole thing is just an influx of false advertisements?

M: Dude! Yes! Dinesh D’Souza is the Republican Party’s Leni Riefenstahl, the female German dancer-turned-photographer and Third Reich filmmaker who glamorized the Nazi Party at the 1934 Nuremberg Congress in her documentary film Triumph of the Will.   

D: Man! What about The Birth of a Nation? Wasn’t that too a documentary film which glamorized the Klu Klutz Klan and blackface?

M: Dude! That came into the public conscience in 1915, directed by David Liewelyn Wark Griffith, and grossing over $50 million. In 1998, the American Film Institute ranked it in the top fifty American films of all time.

D: Man! Dinesh D’Souza? Is he not a minority too?

M: Dude! He is an Asian-Indian immigrant to the United States who states in a recent interview with conservative landfill Newsmax Media that his latest film is in the works and will be released by June 2014.

D: Man! That too, like Dinesh D’Souza, has connections to the conservative Hoover Institution at Stanford University. You see, Newsmax Media’s Christopher Ruddy too was a fellow at the Hoover Institution, like D’Souza.    

M: Dude! So you think these two Stanford University Hoover Institute rats share the same rat wheel on which they run to stay slim so that D’Souza can boast in Ruddy’s Newsmax Media’s online coverage of his upcoming propagandist theatre. Listen to how D’Souza winds down his interview with jokes about Michael Moore, We have to dethrone the fat guy. It’s too embarrassing to be right behind him. I sometimes joke that he’s a symbol of the federal government- overweight and out of control. We want to give him a run for his money. Since Hollywood isn’t going to give us any Oscars, it would be extremely satisfying to beat him at the box office.

D: Man! Unintimidated and No Apologies? That’s a dangerous mix, although I am not a fan of Michael Moore’s either: He is constantly straddling the fence politically. Do you know how I know? The Republican never makes complete and total sense or sentences! Just listen to the broken record that is John Boehner’s House Republican Caucus. I hope the millennials figure out how crucial it is that the GOP backs its promises to them with actual legislation. Otherwise, I will tutor them on how to get into Hoover Institute at Stanford University.

M: Dude! I know! It’s an intricate dance between prancing about campus with your standardized vocabulary and utter self-degrading hollowness on all the issues. The way, essentially, how Paul Ryan won brownie points with his conservative mentors at Miami University.

D: Man! When you cannot figure out justice, then why not just boogie with the status quo? In fact, why not just ruin all else but the status quo?