Man! Dude! Session #134

(D)ude: Man! Did you see Baylor University president Ken Starr donning the NoZe Brotherhood’s facial apparatus consisting of dark rimmed eye frames and crudely exaggerated plastic nose?

(M)an: Dude! I don’t understand what kind of Christian principles folks like Ken Starr purport. The NoZe Brotherhood is disgustingly misogynistic and downright degrading, even more so than the foibles of President Bill Clinton that Ken Starr pursued aggressively in the attempt to impeach him.

D: Man! Hypocrisy? It’s like how Senators Marco Rubio from Florida and Rand Paul from Kentucky are being highlighted by the GOP as being possible contenders for 2016. Seriously? Rubio cannot even deliver on the promises he makes in his talking engagements. He was to have responded to President Obama’s recent State of the Union Address, yet he honked a response in which he never even cared to pinpoint the President’s talking points from the speech.

M: Dude! During CPAC 2013, Rubio did the exact honking about something entirely different from what he was scheduled to address. He was scheduled to address immigration reform and, instead, went off course into the great abyss of sheer nonsense. A far more coherent choice for possible presidential bid in 2016 would be Ruben J. Kihuen from Nevada.

D: Man! Ruben J. Kihuen is vocally steady and mindful of his position of power and prestige, unlike Rubio’s unsteady public embarrassments. And let US never forget the fili-blustering lifelong member of the NoZe Brotherhood Kentuckian Senator Rand Paul’s staunch support of the morning after pill despite the fetal personhood arguments he stands in great favor of.

M: Dude! Rand Paul speaks from experience about the morning after pill, doesn’t he? He still looks like an unfathomable bachelor upon close examination, with the exact same lewdness as Newt Gingrich’s bringing props like a candlestick and light bulb to the podium during his scheduled performance at CPAC 2013.

D: Man! These conservative males are all unfathomable bachelors and very misogynistic in their overall 

public decorum. They go as long as they can without any backing from the Lord or their conservative peers, and then they shamelessly enlist both in the very end to make themselves look more suitable and legitimate.

M: Dude! There’s an angle to Mark Sanford’s run for the congressional seat in Charleston, South Carolina. It is part of an elaborate plan of the Right Wing to obstruct President Obama’s initiatives on behalf of the citizens who reelected him in 2012. The GOP wants to win the 2016 race for the White House and in order to get there, they have set into place a sordid game of running around the quip, “Huh? Who was the 44^th president of the US? Well, George W. Bush only mattered last.” This campaign to erase the Obama Administration in the long run began last night when Bob Woodruff and Diane Sawyer observed the tenth anniversary of the Iraqi War 2.0.

D: Man! ABC News’ Diane Sawyer and Bob Woodruff were implying certain twisted conservative perspectives such as for US to say that the Iraqi War 2.0 was a mistake would be like denouncing our sons and daughters in uniform who fought that war.

M: Dude! NO UNITED STATES SOLDIER EVER DIED IN VAIN!

D: Man! I wholeheartedly agree!

M: Dude! In Craig Brown’s nonfiction masterpiece Hello Goodbye Hello, there are two meetings of the mind between the literary celebrities of the times, H. G. Wells in 1934 and Maxim Gorky in 1936 respectively, and Josef Stalin of Russia. Up close and personally, Josef Stalin is an intelligently astute and generous man with both writers. But H. G. Wells is too in tune with hearing his own voice, hence proving himself a terrible listener, and Maxim Gorky is too inflated about the perks and privileges given to him by the calculating Josef Stalin.

D: Man! Reminds me of how Arianna Huffington showed off the Pulitzer Prize win of one of her own writers on The Colbert Report. Do you think the committee that awarded the Pulitzer to the Huffington Post’s David Wood in 2012 for the coverage of wounded American soldiers from the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, is somehow tied with a Stalinist-like player in a game of superficiality and fame hoarding?

M: Dude! Maxim Gorky was given all the accolades that Russia could have bestowed upon him because of his supposed blind trust in Josef Stalin. But, in the last act, it was uncovered that Stalin had duped Gorky to his death, after which the ruthlessly shrewd leader sentenced practically all of Gorky’s acquaintances to exile or death.

D: Man! That’s the kind of cruelty with which the ABC Family of channels is trying to now discount President Obama and reposition the ruthlessly shrewd Commander in Chief George W. Cheney-Rice-Rumsfeld into the annals of American History as the premier premiere.

M: Dude! I wholeheartedly agree!

D: Man! Countless US soldiers volunteered after the tragedy of the Twin Towers to serve the United States military and the Bush Administration exploited and pillaged and body-bagged and/or disabled them. The Republican Party is an example of how it is not the system of government that ought to be feared, but the leadership that perpetuates either a democratic agenda or a totalitarian mess of propaganda that Bob Woodruff and Diane Sawyer were sentenced to adopt last night.

M: Dude! This is the time to refute the onslaught of lies that the Paul Ryan Budget purports and John Boehner supports so he is not annihilated by Eric Cantor and the ridiculously incompetent speakers that are Grover Norquist and Karl Rove.

D: Man! Did Stalin ever use curses in public broadcasts like this GOP?

M: Dude! Sarah Palin and Reince Priebus were absolutely hammered by means of alcohol at CPAC and the presentation of the report outlining the Republican Party’s failings in the 2012 election cycle. But, no, Josef Stalin never cursed in public broadcasts like the current GOP.

D: Man! The respect and the commitment that President Obama and Vice President Biden have made to our sons and daughters in uniform is commendable and sustainable, if and only if the people exercise their right to vote every election cycle, especially these upcoming midterms.

M: Dude! You had suspended your affiliation with Roman Catholicism, but do you think since your return to the faith, that Pope Francis would take a prayer request?

D: Man! I’ll pray hard, but I think Elizabeth Colbert Busch would know the answer far better than either of us! Ora pro nobis, Sister Lulu!