Man! Dude! Session #120

(D)ude: Man! Have you heard how the press is going after NBC and MSNBC?

(M)an: Dude! Makes me think about Kofi Annan’s observation that “all the cruel and brutal things- even genocide starts with intimidation of one individual”.

D: Man! I think Texas Representative Ron Paul and Goodwill Industries are partnering up to puncture the hopes and livelihood of the working classes. I went to drop off some items today at the Goodwill donation center where they’ve also set up a superstore.

M: Dude! There are several other moderately sized Goodwill Stores in Fort Worth, all of them placed near highways and/or middle of the road neighborhoods where there are low income and public assistance communities. I wonder if the Public Transportation System City Buses have finally placed a bus stop near the superstore?

D: Man! I’m not sure. I really had hoped that John Boehner, Eric Cantor, Paul Ryan had gotten over their George W. Bush/Dick Cheney/Donald Rumsfeld habit of hyping inaccuracies and allowed the Simpson-Bowles resolution to pass congress. The Plan To Prosperity that Paul Ryan hypes and Texas Representative Kay Granger from District 12 supports in the corner of her webpage, is as unintelligent as Herbert Walker Bush’s decision to not go after and finally kill Saddam the first time around and George W. Bush’s insistence on camera to Matt Lauer of NBC that admitting to a mistake would be equivocal to admitting being wrong and his intension to never admit to either.

M: Dude! If the Republican Party Officials in Leadership like John Boehner and Eric Cantor and Mitch McConnell and John McCain cannot create a war to submit our sons and daughters in uniform to life threatening extremes that not only endanger soldiers, but civilians in the targeted foreign countries, then the 32 Republican governors in the United States will submit to John Boehner and Eric Cantor and Mitch McConnell and John McCain’s plan to erode the American economy from within.

D: Man! If you cannot have a war abroad, the Republican Party believes in creating war at home in the United States. Can President Obama declare a state of emergency and save the millions of American lives that will go unnoticed and unaddressed, hence more emotional chaos that will lead to only more violence and other forms of conflicts for individuals and families and communities.

M: Dude! The war that the Republican Party is engaging everyday Americans in has begun. On the state level, the 32 GOP governors and their matrix of Republican leadership have already placed an end to women’s rights by placing restrictions at the local and state level that go against Roe versus Wade, which the Republican and Tea Party franchises declare ineffective at the state and local levels of governments.

D: Man! The war that the Republican Party is waging at home amongst communities has begun. Ron Paul’s upcoming book is entitled the “New School Manifesto” according to the Christian Science Monitor, and advocates home schooling and pits the public school system as being like the postal service, having proposed during his 2012 campaign that the Department of Education be dismantled.

M: Dude! Mitt Romney did not win the 2012 Presidential Election. The people reelected President Obama enthusiastically. And, anyways, Ron Paul is all in to the idea of small government and federal student loans being eliminated alongside federal education.

D: Man! Ron Paul and his son Senator Rand Paul cannot blast federal student loans! Rand Paul has had an illustrious education, from the perspective of a Southerner and outsider, having gone to Baylor University and Duke Medical School.

M: Dude! Ron and Rand Paul are just placing a Klutzy tourniquet upon the ideals that postdate the writing of the United States Constitution. I bet the father and son pair mourns the coming of urbanization and progressive movements that brought diversity. Much like Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan’s viewpoint that women ought to be invested in their homes and families. Did you know that the Heritage Action was founded in 2010 and is a sister offshoot of The Heritage Foundation?

D: Man! The Heritage Foundation is Newt Gingrich’s favorite source of official insight into matters concerning just about anything, yet The Heritage Action alerted its membership to vote against VAWA, the Violence Against Women’s Act due to the act’s inclusion of quote unquote new groups. Also, the “more funding and resources in order to carry out the new provisions” really gave them a twist in the knickers.

M: Dude! The news media is all bought, hence, you can spot a trend towards rapid devolution. The standards are dropping and Diane Sawyer has lost her spunk while Jake Tapper and a slew of ABC reporters have transferred to CNN. But CNN is just as bought as ABC and Fox News. You can also see that the angry primetime rejects like Mike Wallace’s son and all those soap opera caliber actors and actresses reporting lewdly and inappropriately.

D: Man! Goodwill Industries has stopped the half off specials every third Wednesday each month! I was donating my jeans, but was caught off guard by the empty parking lot yesterday. I asked a worker what happened to the half off specials and he told me they had discontinued them just this past December.

M: Dude! What about the highway building?

D: Man! Fort Worth is so torn and ripped with construction, I wake up every day nervous that the Republican Sequestration that Boehner and Cantor are steadfastly promoting by placing responsibility entirely upon the shoulders of the Obama Administration, will leave me without sufficient work. Thank goodness there are no children at home! Head Start is going to be on the chopping block! The guys don’t know what to do about their wives who also work in order to afford the minimal for their families. And now their preschoolers are going to be displaced!

M: Dude! I remember the massive influx of people from all over North Texas coming to Fort Worth in order to enjoy the half-off sales specials at Goodwill Stores. They indulged their children with toys that had been donated in mint condition, many times the plastic wrap was still attached. Lots of parents and guardians came in to shop for school clothes and necessities like afterschool gear for soccer or basketball engagements.    

D: Man! If the Republicans cannot keep their pockets warm with foreign combats, then they take such basic services away from working class Americans that we cannot even afford to be included in the daily activities that keep the United States moving forward and civil rights evolving. I remember the camaraderie during the half-off specials, many times I would be pacing the crowds and be asked by a fellow shopper to look after an item or items or their children and family members.

M: Dude! A lot like the lines of folks who stood for hours in order to cast their ballot for President Obama! Unfortunately, House Speaker John Boehner insists upon punishing US for reelecting President Obama and pacifism, not combat. The British Prime Minister recently got the time to pay his respects and apologize for the 1919 British massacre in Amritsar Punjab India.

D: Man! Why cannot the Republicans embrace openheartedness and practice pacifism? Heck! The Republican Party wants US to be left even more behind in infrastructure and suffer the dire effects of the Republican Austerity measures outlined unintelligently in Paul Ryan’s Path To Prosperity. When will President Obama be able to pay his respects and apologize for the sins of Bush #41’s Admin and Bush #43’s Admin at home and abroad?

M: Dude! The bought media had better not start ambushing satellite signals in order to make MSNBC unable to broadcast in prime time! Heck, I really was looking forward to Lawrence O’Donnell’s interview with Elizabeth Busch of South Carolina, a non-Bush Dynasty Busch, of course!

D: Man! I wonder if Chris L. Hayes will be able to get to talk with President Obama this weekend at the White House. Hayes is always meticulously prepared and is willing to dress up with a tie this weekend in honor of our popularly reelected President of the United States Barack Obama. The youthful President and the youth-as-in-actual-youth Hayes will be perfectly matched.

M: Dude! President Obama and Chris L. Hayes have attorney wives and are fathers to daughters only. The ladies of the White House will really enjoy Baby Ryan’s papa!